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👅👄 From the Murhys law book :)  

pal334 69M  
49509 posts
3/21/2020 7:47 am

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3/23/2020 3:48 pm

👅👄 From the Murhys law book :)

A friend sent these "Laws" . They gave a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close out the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them spea

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

. The things that come those who wait may be the things left by those who
got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking<b> beer.

. </font></b>Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dar

. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.








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pal334 69M  
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3/21/2020 7:49 am

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scott6250 61M

3/21/2020 11:45 am

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Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
3/21/2020 12:10 pm

LOL... very good...bikini picture is funny... the guy on the toilet? ... That's an awesome day for him.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, Seattle.

10. The things/ men/women that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. The dregs nobody wants.....so don't wait!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/21/2020 1:27 pm

These are all great and so many of them are so true as well. I hope you have a great weekend and please stay healthy and safe out there..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/22/2020 7:39 am

Good one. Lots just got home here. hugs V

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3/23/2020 3:44 pm

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pal334 69M  
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3/23/2020 3:45 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
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pal334 69M  
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3/23/2020 3:47 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one. Lots just got home here. hugs V
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