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Is this a naughty or nice Christmas joke?  

atod23 45F  
91 posts
12/9/2014 4:41 pm
Is this a naughty or nice Christmas joke?


Two single girls are getting ready for bed on Christmas Eve.
One girl looks in on her roommate to say goodnight and sees her room sleeping above the covers, spread eagle, naked with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk at her crotch.
The first girl asks " what are you doing?"
The naked girl says " I've been doing this for years, I don't know if it's a dream or not, but Santa comes eats the cookies and milk and then we have some wonderful hot sex"
The other girl says "well I'm really horny ,I'm going to do it too"
The next morning the first girl is in the kitchen all aglow, whistling making breakfast, the second girl comes into the kitchen looking like hell.
The first girl says " It happened again Santa came ate the cookies and milk and we made glorious love, and look Santa left me a Note"
Note; Well merry Christmas Susie ,
thank you for being a<b> naughty but nice </font></b>girl again .
See you next Christmas........Santa

The other girl says "Well I feel like sh_t,look at my note"
Note; Thanks you were great ....Rudolf,Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen




Icould 65M
3988 posts
12/9/2014 5:00 pm

It's naughty ...but I like it.

There you go
That's all and none of it tragic.


partnersincarnal 69M
262 posts
12/9/2014 5:57 pm

Very funny. Being naughty IS nice and as I type this Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is on the television [3540515]


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