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On a recent date I was trying desperately to get into this girl's knickers.  

JimNiceButDim 47M  
31 posts
10/17/2015 3:08 am
On a recent date I was trying desperately to get into this girl's knickers.
I said: "What beautiful blue eyes you have."
She said: "They're contacts - my real eye colour is brown."

Then I said: "I like your hair."
She said: "It's not really blonde. I dye it."

Then I went with: "Your fingernails are great-"
"False - I glued them on before I came out."

Finally I commented on her trim figure. She said: "I'm wearing a corsette,"

With that I let out a sigh and unzipped my trousers: "Well I might as well get rid of this," and<b> slammed </font></b>the twelve inch long salami down on the table and fucked off home for a wank instead.
JimNiceButDim 47M  
17 posts
10/19/2015 2:08 am

 i really hope none takes these posts to seriously


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