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Paulxx001 63M
16708 posts
11/30/2019 8:02 am

Ooooo..... hmmm... Ahhh... Rug burns! πŸ‘ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
Ya know... I found that if I sprayed 'Pam' on that carpet beforehand, we'd be good to go - with limited friction.
Until we slid into the kitchen. πŸ€”
So... Whatcha gonna do now? 😊πŸ”₯πŸ…ΎοΈπŸ’¦


justskin1 68M
11706 posts
11/30/2019 8:13 am

Earworms can be such an irritation. I like your solution.
Funny how we rarely notice the rug burns till everything settles down. Of course the one who caused them should kiss them to try to make them better. Kiss other places too, or would that lead to more rug burns?

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Kozenko3113 32M  
1 post
11/30/2019 8:21 am

very good


Damien3321 42M  
37 posts
11/30/2019 8:23 am

Ha ha, thanks for sharing!!!!


7Diogenes 101M
937 posts
11/30/2019 8:48 am

He did, indeed, leave on an plane though it wasn't a jet. And never came back again, sorry for the wait.

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PAWAPh 44M
12760 posts
11/30/2019 8:55 am

*Wonderful*

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redrockrascal 61M
21609 posts
11/30/2019 9:13 am

John Denver will never sound the same

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boobwhisperer69 57M  
6118 posts
11/30/2019 10:33 am

I do that with songs too!


resant78 41M  
2690 posts
11/30/2019 11:11 am

that's not a bad idea! (to pervert earworm-songs)

"earworm" now I'm thinking of a slick, phallic object sliding around inside a fleshy tunnel.


Tmptrzz 57F
82132 posts
11/30/2019 11:45 am

Oh wow sounds very painful, I like getting rug burns the old fashioned way myself.. I hope you have a great weekend hun..

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kzoopair 69M/67F
25850 posts
11/30/2019 12:38 pm

Better then John Denver any day!

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citizen4722 62M  
67506 posts
11/30/2019 1:23 pm

Consider the rug burn as a wound of love


MsJaneBondage 50F  
139 posts
11/30/2019 1:41 pm

Reminds me of the time I got knee burns in the jacuzzi trying to get up on that jet stream.


pocogato12 68F  
33791 posts
11/30/2019 1:58 pm

Thank for a wonderful way to eradicate an ear worm- I will report on mine the next time but it will never be as good as yours!!

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easy_going2014 53M
13447 posts
11/30/2019 11:19 pm

Hi BJ

thanks for sharing

I luv it

I like my women on top, but, easier in bed, than on the floor, especially wood, if they aren't polished, rug burns aren't as bad as splinters, just sayin'

reminded me of this

Catatonia - "Dazed, Beautiful and Bruised"

I've got my work cut out with you
You tore bits out of me
Your carpet burns and bruises blue
And there for all to see
But I can tell you've been through hell
Finally you wear it well
It's an accessory
It's time to change your uniform
And hand it on to me, to me
And I dream one day I'll find
The one who lives inside my mind
They feel the same way too
We've all been used
Dazed, beautiful and bruised
Dazed, beautiful and bruised

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azriel1970 49M  
30011 posts
12/1/2019 5:29 am

LOL omg I love it and YES i sang that to the beat of Sunshine in my shoulders!!!!!


pal334 66M  
40583 posts
12/1/2019 5:36 am

I think I like your version the best

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CleavageFan4U 63M  
62108 posts
12/1/2019 6:43 am

What a lovely sentiment.

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sensualpassion72 55M/48F
3503 posts
12/2/2019 3:15 am

Rug burns over road rash any day!

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Wonder167 53F

12/2/2019 10:07 am

Geez, I faintly remember such things. At least you didn't write, "rug burns on my shoulders," that would have been a difficult one to contemplate!


TicklePlease 52F  
12783 posts
12/5/2019 7:06 am

I'm just waiting for the next time I come across that song... in an elevator or a doctors office... I'm going to sing your version.


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