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My bathroom may have money in it  

AceoverEight 50M
60 posts
12/11/2017 8:42 pm
My bathroom may have money in it


I still read porn magazines and have a stack in my bathroom. I really don't care either, most people take their phone now in their but not me. I prefer my phone to be a phone, not an entertainment industry. Besides, I have years of favorites sitting on the shelf that you just can't get online. I also like to look at them when I have to do my morning woody work out.
My brother, once again, came over last night to help me out with some of the firewood and to get the christmas lights working again at my parents place. So he goes to drop the off at the pool in my bathroom and he seems to be taking awhile. Me being an obnoxious prick start rapping on the door because it's been 15 minutes already and I know what hes doing. And he hollers back - how fucking old is this and do you know that chick is dead.
He's reading my porn! MY PORN. I can handle him stroking one out, we grew up together but coming into another guys house and reading his porn is like eating the rest of his cereal, or his sandwich. There are some things you just don't fucking do.
He wasn't coming out, because at this point I think he knows he is going to get punched, and I said look - I don't care people still fucking cry over Marilyn so why can't I wank to some crackhead with big jugs. And he goes silent. And says what?
I said just get a fucking move on, we got shit to do and he comes out after five minutes and I said what issue was it. And he looks at me and says what the fuck are you talking about. And I said my porn, you were in my stack, what were you talking about. And he said what fucking porn, I was talking about the picture on the wall you have. That chick is dead, you can probably make some money off it now.
Turns out my bathroom painting, which I really just put in there to<b> piss </font></b>off my ex wife when I had one of those days where I felt like pissing her off, is worth a bit of money when I looked it up on ebay. The artist DID die, so her artwork is now becoming collectors items. I wonder if it would sell knowing it has been in my bathroom.

AceoverEight 50M
135 posts
12/11/2017 8:44 pm

and my brother looks at porn on his phone in the crapper btw.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/12/2017 4:41 am

Your brother has no sense of fair play-wanking to a phone - EEEWWWEEE

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AceoverEight replies on 12/12/2017 11:41 am:
Trust me th don't know where a man's phone has been or what it's seen.

MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
12/13/2017 10:41 pm

I love it...but you know he WAS looking at your porn!

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AceoverEight replies on 12/14/2017 9:52 pm:
i still think he was too.

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