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asiaas 51M  
748 posts
4/17/2016 1:24 pm

Doing all well is a gift.

gardenboy321 56M  
41167 posts
4/17/2016 2:11 pm

Love that little comic strip...

... then I'm going to stick my thing in your stuff till I can't stuff it no more.

Thoughts from the Garden...

bulehyatt 61M  
1676 posts
4/18/2016 12:28 am

(I am not quite that bad,,, but you get the idea)

Your cartoon (very funny - thanks) made me think of a pretty twisted blog called "The saga of bloodninja" - do a search on that term if you will like to see more.

Basically it's this nut-job who calls himself bloodninja. He organizes sexting-roleplay sessions with various women. Then he quickly goes completely off the rails. He's so terrible that he's funny in a WTF ??? sort of way.

Here's a sample session - there are many more . . . some even crazier than this.

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

kzoopair 68M/67F
25704 posts
4/18/2016 8:57 am

I think in general my tastes run to oral rather than aural. I never could manage sexy talk. I always end up laughing at how ridiculous it sounds, and then start clowning. I just can't take it seriously.

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Picturethis520 58M
676 posts
4/18/2016 9:09 am

I'm with you, most definitely a hands on and visual type of lover (also INTJ). Love decent porn and erotic photography. I have written some erotica but it has always been borne from a photo or photos that I really liked and that spurred my imagination.

Am not a golf fan what-so-ever, but must say I am a bit intrigued now

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Otis_Good 67M
3512 posts
4/18/2016 1:24 pm

I can't spell even the simple words sumtimes my mind just blanks out leaving me looking plum silly .

passionateaction 50M
1576 posts
4/18/2016 3:46 pm

Phone/cam maybe occasionally for relief but otherwise only with the real thing

HermanG67 52M
8007 posts
4/19/2016 7:38 am

your not alone in that.... good thing there is lots of things to visualize out there

Golly06 67M  
1859 posts
4/21/2016 2:46 pm

I have never texted, but I can see how a few texts could set the mood for later. I did have a few women that liked to chat on the phone and I did enjoy hearing them cum, but I was more of a listener and just a little spice to what they were already doing. I haven't found anyone to cyber lately, but I do enjoy it if it is creative. We can't always have a partner, so sharing with someone is one step up from masturbation and it is nice to have some sexy company.

lucius8858 61M
852 posts
4/21/2016 7:38 pm

Well I think I can sex chat and weave a good sexual fantasy with anyone, but I prefer to be verbal and with someone while doing it!

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cs1df2 37M
1503 posts
4/22/2016 2:58 pm

yeah, I'm not so good at that either .....and I'm pretty sure I can find far better uses for my mouth than talking too

...after all there's tits to suck, necks to kiss, and of getting plenty of air in to be enthusiastic

longtermfriend19 55M
43 posts
5/20/2019 3:53 am

they need to go together... enhances the whole thing

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