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Ladies would you accept??????  

Oceana1969 58F  
206 posts
10/13/2014 10:08 am
Ladies would you accept??????


An email I received this morning. What would you ladies do? Men do you write this stuff:

hello well first let me say your body is simply sexy i love iam not gonna watse your time with game or lies cause im sure its enough men doing that on here iam 35 single i have three that i take care of i dont smoke weed i do smoke newports i do drink i love to cook play pool bowl fish love to read an write poetry. iam not looking for a one night stand but not ready to just jump into a relationship but if it happens i will treat her like a queen. iam not into drama or games at all i like to run my woman bath water rub her feet suck them cook for her make her soup an tea when she sick i have a very very huge pussy eating fetish an i love licking a womans ass iam very open minded. i have 11.5 inches three fingers thick takes me two hours to cum an i still be hard i love watching porn .i like gospel some jazz r&b neyo soul an some i love reggae. i can fuck 6 times a day an still be horny iam also willing to pay a woman ways to come see me if she serious i wanna know will u wear some sexy panties an stocking an heels bend over grab ankles an let me lick both holes from the back until you cum down my throat or let me have my head hang off the edge of the bed you stand over an squat on my face an fuck my tongue as i make it vibrate on ur clit until you cum down my throat or will u let me cum all over your pussy an down your ass crack an let me lick it off or let me pour honey down your ass crack an let me lick it out or let me push your panties inside your pussy make u cum then pull them out an suck your cum off them as i fuck you im looking for a woman who is serious an ready to chat for a few then make plans hope u get back

getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
10/13/2014 10:45 am

As a guy I can tell you ladies, when a dude (sorry fella's) say's multiple times that he's not into games or drama, that's bullshit: He loves it, probably thrives on it!....I love gospel music, now fuck my almost 12" fictitious pee pee! Who the hell puts those two things together? Oh hell! I think that's a template email, he probably uses it all the time?

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


Oceana1969 replies on 10/17/2014 8:54 am:
LOLOL fictitious huh? dang I was getting exciting

Thank you for your funny response. I hope that template is working for him. I couldn't even make my way through the email.

justskin1 72M
13175 posts
10/13/2014 11:00 am

I just could not read very far. It was obviously composed on a phone by someone too lazy to use Caps or punctuation. Just looking at the runon mess spells LOSER.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


Oceana1969 replies on 10/17/2014 8:56 am:
wholeheartedly agree with you.

rm_wetnessbiu 55F
91 posts
10/13/2014 8:39 pm

OMG, that sounds like an IM and a profile that I reviewed from a guy in the northeast. If you want to send me a private message I will be glad to tell you exactly where. This guy offered to buy me a plane ticket and didn't even know my name. Now I'm thinking he was full of shit.


Oceana1969 replies on 10/17/2014 8:57 am:
I blocked and deleted. I wouldn't even give someone like this a response.

normalisoktoo 54M

10/13/2014 11:43 pm

Wait... that didn't work?


Oceana1969 replies on 10/17/2014 8:57 am:
Well, I'm so excited but it's holding me back for something more cheesy!!

silkysmooth644 60M
4 posts
10/16/2014 1:38 pm

oh...I thought he was writing out a sceen for a porn show


Oceana1969 replies on 10/17/2014 8:58 am:
I think you may be right!!!! LOL

wickedcat2006 49F  
734 posts
10/27/2014 10:12 pm

darn....he means business


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
1/23/2015 12:57 am

Wow, all those talents, yet he still can't figure out capitalization, grammar, paragraph breaks, or coherent arrangement of ideas! How unfortunate for him.


mainelyfun69 61M
126 posts
1/25/2016 6:01 am

Some guys just don't know how to treat a lady!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/3/2016 11:41 am

I tried to read all of it but frankly, he is disgusting and has zero going for him

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