Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now
Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now
| Blogs > matt-battler > Captain Caveman finally speaks |
Mr Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
|
Mr Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling Anyone that's been to an open mic night in a pub in the last 10 years has probably seen someone play 'Man on the moon' by REM, anywhere in the UK all the way from Redruth to Dingwall. This is a moderately popular song that is very easy to play and sing, hence its ubiquity. Apart from the space travel theme, the song contains several references to Andy Kaufman's wrestling career - one of a succession of private jokes placed in REM songs. Devotees of American comedy know that Andy Kaufman was no hench WWE meathead. Kaufman didn't see himself as a pure comedian, more of a prankster who was expert at executing elaborate hoaxes. Kaufman began wrestling women during his act and was the self-proclaimed 'Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World,' taking on an aggressive and ridiculous personality based upon the characters invented by professional wrestlers. He offered a $1,000 prize to any woman who could pin him. He employed performance artist Laurie Anderson, a friend of his, as a stooge in this act for a while. Kaufman wrestled several hundred women in his fake wrestling career (a relative term I know), and retired unbeaten.  Andy Kaufman & pretenders to his crown Which brings me to this week's topic - women in wrestling. A F F is a casual dating/swinging website that hosts a bunch of people that are not mainstream and are leading an 'alternative lifestyle' to some extent or another. One of the charms of being here is getting to know some distinctly unusual and colourful people. One of these was Jayne, a slim blonde who was a receptionist at a Dental Surgery in Cheshire. In her pics Jayne looked slight and feminine. Jayne was very bi and at the same I knew her was dating a lapdancer also on here called Jax. On their second date Jax took the plunge and said, 'Do you fancy going for a burn Jayne?', her date replied, 'Err what do you mean by that?' Jax explained this was wrestling terminology for a bout. I guess Jayne was sufficiently smitten and curious enough to go along with this and they started fighting each other. This was nude except for a thong and used to take place on each other's lounge floors. Does wrestling bring quasi-lesbians closer together? On the evidence of Jayne's testimony I'm not sure, she said they used up so much energy in the longer bouts - (25 - 30 mins at a time) they had sex less often and especially post-bout weren't in the right frame of mind to cuddle up to each other. Jayne became an all-female wrestling evangelist, however, and trawled A F F trying to convert more bi fems to the ways of grappling and hand to hand combat. A bit like diving off a high board, debutants were very nervous but once they realised what was possible they were hooked on the thrillride. A bit like the swing club/private party scene all-female wrestling is distinctly underground, but it's touching to think that Andy Kaufman's legacy lives on, furtively behind closed curtains in anonymous suburban houses . . .  This could be going on next door and you wouldn't even know |
|||
|
I'm not really sure what to say to this  Haha.I'd rather have sex than wrestle. And I wouldn't waste energy on the latter if it meant going without sex  I've been neglecting your blogs recently, apologies! Hell, I've been neglecting my own private blog thingy which I really must get back to ASAP. So little time to do all the things I want these days. I hope you are well, Matt! "I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire..."
| ||
|
What with the snooker and the General Election recently I'm not surprised you've struggled to find the time to keep up with my constant stream of smutty drivel  I guess a lot of the women that get into wrestling really aren't hardcore WWE fans who get on the 'roids and protein powder . . . lift some weights . . . lift some more weights . . . lift even more weights. I imagine there is a major novelty value to underground wrestling, 'try it, you might like it', it's edgy, it's unusual, it takes a bit of bottle and therefore is rather exciting and empowering to start off with. It must help not to overthink these things and I guess those at the forefront of it didn't really anticipate that wrestling a lot would take a bite out of their sex life at the same time. Though to be fair if you've seen an episode of The Three Stooges there isn't much hanky panky going on! Anyway thanks for dropping by - your new pic has put a smile on my face 
|
Become a member to create a blog
