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naughty naughty nurse  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2243 posts
11/29/2014 5:46 am
naughty naughty nurse
she can be my nurse anyday

Two men were in the doctor's office.
Each of them is to get a vasectomy. ]The nurse comes into the room and tells both men
"Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."
A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man's gown and proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?"
To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."
The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to complete her task.
After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle him as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give him oral sex.
The first man, seeing this, quickly responds,
"Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated and he gets a blow job?"
The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO and Blue Cross/Blue Shield!"

I think I might need to change insurance plans
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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
Hunter4Head 61M
6253 posts
11/29/2014 6:00 am

 LOL, love the joke...
I'e always had a "thing"/fantasies for HOT, SEXY nurses .
Yep, I'm definitely changing to HMO...... .


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/29/2014 8:26 am:
I have the hottest doctor female too I have a thing for her

jerr51 63M
2050 posts
11/29/2014 7:32 am

 LOL very funny.Think I need a nurse I keep getting this swelling......


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 11/29/2014 8:28 am:
swelling how bad and how often does it swell up

MovingOn001 68M
929 posts
11/29/2014 11:36 am

 I wonder what the pre-op workup would be like under Obamacare? lol


jerr51 63M
2050 posts
11/30/2014 8:14 am

 LOL so bad it hurts and often


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