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This Is Yer Capt’n Speakin  

redrockrascal 65M
8397 posts
9/19/2020 6:52 am
This Is Yer Capt’n Speakin


WELCUM ABOARD THE SS BLOGOSPHERE YOU SCURVY RATS ! ! !

I’m Capt’n Rascal. . . . and you’re NOT ! ! !

I run my ship tight as a sea witch’s cave and you dried up barnacles arrrr gonna make that happen.

The first thing my ayeee sees is that some o ye took the term ‘poop deck’ literally. YOU’LL STOP THAT NOW ! ! ! Then you’ll take yer hands off you’re misnamed yardarms and grab a mop and swab. You can stop when the decks shine like the whorehouse doorknobs yer mamas worked in.

As for the ladies aboard my ship I kindly invite ye to me quarters to hoist the rigging of my mainmast. And ladies be sure to have yer doubloons and other treasures out and ready for inspection.

That is all . . . for now

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/22/2020 9:36 am

 Oooh, arrrrgh me hearty.......room for a smelly jock wi a hairy arse and a serious halitosis problem? If so I'll go get him......

Meantime McScally, can I walk the plank please?


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/21/2020 9:20 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open?
For you JA whatever position you want
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/21/2020 7:49 pm

 wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open?


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
9/19/2020 11:19 pm

 Hehehe Y'all made me giggle


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 6:33 pm
    Quoting  :
An arrr-gy eh? Aye, I like that idearrr.

Merry says you, Betty, Sally and Ellen says I. AAArrrgghh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 6:30 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Cuz they just arrrrrr!
You Mc and Lala could be the pirate ship comedy team. aaarrrgghh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/19/2020 1:45 pm

 Why are pirates called pirates?
Cuz they just arrrrrr!


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
9/19/2020 1:21 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
and siri didnt tell me? im gonna see ins about getting rid of her..
woop woop


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 12:15 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks".
AAArrrgghh, pirate comedy eh matey? Yer next stand up gig will be on the main deck.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 12:13 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away..
Me mast is always hoisted and ready Tempting lady. AAAArrrrgghh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 12:11 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Hey Capt'n
    I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh...
Thanks First Matess, when we hit land a flag plantin party we shall have. Arrrrgghh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 12:08 pm
    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe?
Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 12:07 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin
Aye matey and keep the main sail stiff arrrrgh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

9/19/2020 11:51 am

 you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks".


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/19/2020 11:34 am

 Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
9/19/2020 10:47 am

 Hey Capt'n
I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh...

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
9/19/2020 9:32 am

 what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe?
woop woop


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/19/2020 9:26 am

 Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/19/2020 6:53 am

 Avast you stinkin land lovers
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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