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Blogs > kittyliquor519 > Hiding in plain sight

BUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNED!!!!!!  

kittyliquor519 58M
772 posts
7/1/2015 8:07 pm
BUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNED!!!!!!

The following is an absolutely true story, I would normally say I changed the names but would you know if I really had or not??

Foreshadowing...A place where I worked many years ago was owned by a guy who had 2 from his first marriage. The was perfectly beautiful. No, I'm dead serious. Describe her?? HAH...good luck with that Just imagine the perfect woman in your eyes and that will suffice for this person's looks She made Venus look like a troll

She was going out with one of the sales guys from work...eventually they got hitched One Friday night we all went to a small club downtown to see Mini KISS... a group of small guys who did a true KISS show, pretty good! We were sitting at a tall table with stools, having some food and drinks before the show started

From out of the blue a guy came walking towards us To me he looked like a stereotypical "New Yorker" and when he spoke he even sounded like it Now, the other guy and I were dressed casual but nice and she was dressed .... uhhh, DAYUM!! Mouth watering to say the least

The guy walks right up to our table, standing next to her and asks her "How come the most beautiful woman here is hanging out with the two ugliest guys in here??" Without missing a beat she held her hands up in a parallel fashion about 15 inches apart and said "Cuz size matters!"


Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
7/1/2015 8:15 pm

 Smart girl!
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/1/2015 8:51 pm:
Yes, she is.... and knows how to work it too

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
7/1/2015 8:28 pm

 Hahahahahaha!!!! LMIAO!!!!! That's a good one!!!!
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/1/2015 8:52 pm:
Absolutely...we all still remember it like it was yesterday

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
7/1/2015 9:34 pm

 dayum!!!!!! Good reply!!!!


kittyliquor519 replies on 7/1/2015 9:37 pm:
Yes ma'am!! The look on his face was priceless

pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/2/2015 4:24 am
Sounds like she is a keeper. That fast thinking is so cool
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/2/2015 5:24 am:
Oh absolutely!! It was like the scene was scripted and rehearsed 10 times and we got a perfect 'take'

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/2/2015 8:26 am

 A very smart girl hugssssssssss V She is a keeper in my books..
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/2/2015 7:21 pm:
Unfortunately (and somewhat understandably) she's of the "high maintenance" variety

Given the chance I would certainly have spent some quality time with her

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/2/2015 4:17 pm

 You always put a smile on my face! hugsssssss V Have a great weekend!
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kittyliquor519 replies on 7/2/2015 7:23 pm:
Awww, thank you sweet I know your weekend is going to be awesome...have fun, be safe and ENJOY!!!

Care to guess what I'd like you to put on my face??

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