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12/8/2017 12:30 pm |
Question who's Willy fits in a beer bottle???
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F. That was an easy choice...but then again; G would be fun to try  
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I wear a kilt, I don't need to be freed from anything. 
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Hello JOY, I'll go with F  A guy works in a Butchers, tells his buddy "I really want to stick my Dick in the Bacon Slicer" The buddy says "What are you talking about, you can't do that!!" He said "I'll do it one day!" A few days later the buddy saw his friend walking along the street, "Why aren't you at work?" he asks. "I got fired for sticking my Dick in Bacon Slicer", OMG said the buddy "what happened to the Bacon Slicer?" "Oh she got fired too" was the reply  Visit my Blog Older but no Wiser and find out more
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According to rude history the monks used the bung hole of beer barrels. I guess if stuck they could break the barrel. If the problem is "Penis Captivus" then you could always try a warm shower to relax the vagina. If the man cannot get it down, it has been know to happen, just throw cold water over him. “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Much like this site  Visit my Blog for my adventures.
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I could not get my tip into the opening of a tall neck beer bottle; even lubricated...I ain't huge hung but the bottle would have to be a wide mouth type! LMAO!
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Hi Joy WOW! Joy you sweetheart the only place my Willy has been is a very nice and very wet pussy and a mouth from some good sucking LOL! Butch PS wow Joy love you sweetheart you are bad ouch! 
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Zipperrrrrrr!! 
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There are also guys who put their cocks into car exhaust pipes. Glory holes can be dangerous also, you don't know who is on the other end and they can do damage to your twig and giggleberries (what they called Jim's penis in American Pie after he glued his hand to it when he mixed up the lube with super glue).   Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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I guess it's a fetish where they love their cars so much that they fuck them. Crazy! Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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You posted a good one for a Friday. Lots of guys were choosing f and g. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am still laughing at the meme with the cake willy and hairy balls. Never know what you get to see in an ER (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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12/9/2017 7:33 am |
Choice F and ONLY F!
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Hi Joy. thanks for taking me further on this one... I have run into the "captive penis" situation with one lover a number of times... she would get so worked up... that it tightened up like an armadillo squeeze... and, she would scream in excitement... and, in a few moments it would pass... and, she was totally satisfied... the first time was kinda weird... made me think of this one... The Who - "Squeeze Box" Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in And out and in and out and in and out She's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me Come on… To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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I am very Kinky, but I have never and never will stock my cock into a vacuum cleaner or exhaust pipe. Oh my..my!! You have be really hard up!!!
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the teeth meme is delightful You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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yes i like it horny fuck
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12/9/2017 1:03 pm |
Free Willy! Any takers?  It is on my donor card with my driver's license! Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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12/10/2017 10:36 am |
When I saw the title I was thinking about that Whale, Michael Jackson sung about 20 years ago! Funny , entertaining blog! Thanks for sharing!
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F of course , no way on the others lol I guess it's just the cowboy in me  
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