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NJGUY08090 57M
4306 posts
7/27/2020 9:55 am

Great Post !


able202 63M
3108 posts
7/27/2020 9:57 am

I think that is what I am missing. I can't remember a single gut busting episode. But hey, there is still time. I'll keep trying....

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clittywhisperer1 59M
1415 posts
7/27/2020 11:57 am

well The old girlfriend and I had an amazing connection in anything we did .But sex was incredible ,furious , sensual, soft ,hard it all just worked , one time she said just give it to me hard and don't stop , she was on her hands and knees facing the side of the bed and her hands slipped as I pounded forward and yep we went right off the bed onto the floor with a huge thud .and then the knock came at the door . 11 yr old . daughter says I heard a big noise are you ok mom? we were laughing so hard she barely got out a yes honey i,m ok , it's fine just get back to bed .lol then we laughed more and she said you really gave it to me that time .let me face the wall now .


merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
7/27/2020 12:35 pm

....oh no... she spilled the Merlot....
...that most likely, interrupted the flow....
... so she went down on all fours....
.... jesus petes, toutes galores....
....the sight of it all, surely made your cock grow....

...did she put her face, right down on the floor....
...sucking here, maybe there, and in that spot oh some more...
.....for the nectar was tasty....
...and her sucking not hasty....
... by the end no drop wasted, at least that is the lore.....


Paradox12121 54M
133 posts
7/27/2020 1:04 pm

True about humor. You need it! Especially these days.
Did you ever put that tooth back in?

Nothing much to say.


Story435 76M
3791 posts
7/27/2020 1:04 pm

Hello Joy!
Just got home from a very good weekend with my friend. We had a very good time together maybe sometime we can go somewhere and have a better time together.
We do laugh during sex and talk to each other. She will direct me me if I'm not in the right spot for her that is cool. I want to keep her happy when we have sex!
Butch


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
7/27/2020 1:16 pm

I think it is a good sign when a lady laughs. I just wish it didn't happen every time they see me nekkid!

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
7/27/2020 1:47 pm

One definitely needs a sense of homor. I can't think of anything that really cracked me up. I just always have a fun time. Nothing too serious.


donsv1962 61M

7/27/2020 1:52 pm

great post my friend.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


1salesman3 69M
7623 posts
7/27/2020 1:52 pm

Laughter is good for the soul. No better pace than when having sex.


Ubsurprised81 41M  
40 posts
7/27/2020 2:21 pm

Ouch that is never good on both sides to have something happen to stop sex


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
7/27/2020 2:50 pm

Hi Joy

thanks for taking me futher with laughter and sex

there is an emotional part to love making for me

without it, I don't want it

be safe

What are some of your funniest sexual exploits? Usually, when one of us farts

Did you fart and pull the covers over her head? I am one do that myself actually and own it....lol.. not really, but, the fart was there, normally, it is she who farts and laughter ensues

Did you get a Charlie Horse or cramp and had stop mid stroke because the pain was so bad? Been there, done that as well.....lol. well, one lover did, and that was so painful for her, and, yes, we did stop

Did you get caught making love outside by someone? Also been there, done that...... no, that hasn't happened, but, it's been close (years ago)

What is your most laughable session with either a spouse, lover or playmate? it's always been someone farting...

Bob’s Burgers - "The Fart Song"

When you feel like school
Has sucked the wind out of your sails
Remember that it's cool
To use the wind that's in your tails

Fart, fart, fart
Fart, fart, fart, fart
Every fart is a work of art

Don't know where to begin?
Don't know where to start?
Farts will set you free

It's that gas from your ass
It's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum
It's that loot in your chute

All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

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Ubsurprised81 41M  
40 posts
7/27/2020 3:31 pm

Sex about a good time and if your partner takes offense to random things then they are not a good fit.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
7/27/2020 7:04 pm

she won't let me pull the covers over her head! .........


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
7/27/2020 9:03 pm

Farting is going to happen, so it's great to have an understanding partner who can laugh about it. And there are times when kissing a woman's body she will get the giggles because it tickles a bit.

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


RyuFujin 56F  
1445 posts
7/27/2020 10:23 pm

Hmm... I think having a queef happen for the first time was the funniest! I never had experienced one, until I was with one guy (many years ago) who was curved and would hit that sweeet spot just right.

Must've hit more than "just right" one day, because next thing I knew out came a noise I'd never heard my nethers utter before! Side splitting laughter ensued, and we couldn't continue until we both caught our collective breaths!


"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


so_fthnds 44M

7/28/2020 7:16 am

I chuckle, for me living in a province like Saskatchewan I constantly here the Cheers song going through my head. Yes here everyone does know your name!! If not they know one of your parents if not both. Has not happened, but I am sure it is bound to while making love a comment will arise I do know you...from such and such.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/28/2020 8:17 am

I love the laughter in the bedroom as long as nobody's pointing at the same time


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
7/28/2020 9:43 am

This blog hit home with me Joy. It has gotten me to to take a real good look at some things. You are so right about being friends first and getting to know each other before making love. I miss all the little things like the laughing and doing silly stuff together with your partner in the bedroom. Without all of the fun stuff, it's just so not worth it. Any one can have sex and just leave . I remember one time my Master and I were in bed cuddling and he let one out and omg he put my head under the covers and man I could have killed him. Oh the memories we had together. Thanks for this Blog

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ThatOtherMan3 59M

7/28/2020 11:45 am

All I can remember is the laughing fits! What brought them on? I can't remember. The important part was the laughing <3 But now I'm searing the memory banks because there has to be a story there somewhere, lol!


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