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8/4/2020 11:58 am |
Mine would have the power to really satisfy a women totally I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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I wish my penis could fly me around the world!!!!!!
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I am not greedy I would like mine to be a magic wand is all ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Having a penis that could automatically adjust to the length and girth that the lady loves best would be great.
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I would most certainly want my penis to be able to always find the g-spot and give her an awesome orgasm as I have mine... Able202
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Hello Joy! LOL LOL! I have no idea never though about it before.   Butch 
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Hypnotic penis....just look into his eye and you are powerless....at my command lol A joke telling penis, sort of a "stand up" comedian, since ladies love a good sense of humor... I just cant think if anything else witty....I guess thats when the joke telling penis would take over
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Ooo... That's a good one. How about something simple like staying hard for an hour or two.... just like it used to. Yep... give me back It's youth. 🍷🍷😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I like the power to adjust mine to fit her desires
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Hi Joy thanks for taking me further with this dick story I never thought about a detachable dick it opens up so many opportunities hmm be safe DJ Khaled - "For Free" I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have the superpowers Last 223 thousand hours And it's cause I'm off of CC And I'm off the Hennessy And like your boy from Compton said You know this dick ain't free! I got girls that I shoulda made pay for it Got girls that I should made wait for it I got girls that'll cancel a flight back home Stay another day for it You got attitude on na na And your pussy on agua To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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8/4/2020 5:01 pm |
Penis Powers...Does not release until the lady is satisfied. It will detect all the hot spots in the woman. The Penis will last until every woman, or women can not continue on.The penis reacts to the will of the women, with Stamina, Strength, hard, or gentle. Just a few, I am sure there are plenty more that I have not written down.
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I wish it was irresistible.
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I want it to cum non-stop. Oh wait...it kind of does that anyway.   Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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8/4/2020 7:31 pm |
Big and thick. Does not cum for hours
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Love the cake! When I was recovering from a nasty fall and stuck in a nursing home (aka the hell hole) my daughter made a penis brownie that had an extra special ingredient that really improved how I felt for a few days.
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8/4/2020 8:23 pm |
If My penis has super powers will I have to put a cape on it...lmao..
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Well I would not want one that came off, most likely I would lose him. What squirt gun are you using that goes for ten minutes, lol you trying to kill us? I guess I would like one that could change shape.
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wish my penis had the super power to get erect on command and cum on command. There would be no limit as to how long or how many times I could go.
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Whaaaa ????  What do you mean superpowers ? Isn't that normal stuff ???  Seriously though, some more endorphin rush, without the need for so much cardio, would be awesome - maybe the penis fairy could oblige ! Cheers Sparkles  P
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a self manipulator instead of always having to give it a hand!  [image]
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I mean like I would be delighted to suckle on your clit and finish inside you with you having an amazing ejackulating experience exploding deep in your pussy raw"witch iv never done with someone" we stare each other in the eye with love and trust and when its finally possible to pull out you tell me that it's time to tie me down you want to tie me down and study /manipulate and control my body and I say yes my goddess and you tie me up and we talk about life when you don't like my responds you give a little cock and ball torcher and when you like my responds im Told to eat and you sit on my face for a min or two fingering yourself and eventually climaxing all over my face . . . And we continue throughout the night till sunup a f you tease me repeatedly that yr pregnant but reassure me that your not ... Plus anything else you can think would be a fun hot exciting kinky experience
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It might be good if my penis would grant a wish when a woman stroked it for me!
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Cute idea for a post!! Mine has a super power already. It makes women understand how sexy they are, despite their doubts. Summer, on HNW Cooking with Cleavage I Couldnt Say it Better Myself [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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Just be aware, he can be a dick at times.....lol
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All I can say is IF my cock had any super powers there would be a line of woman out the door. And they have to bring their own rubbers. I'ld be broke if I hand to buy them.lolololol If I'm a one woman she better be ready for a very long and hard day into night. I'll bet she can't walk right after. Think of this when can cock won't quit.
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....ah Red... you had it before in an older post.... the infamous detachable penis.... unclick and off it goes ..... ......flying at the speed of light to its intended target...... sitting at your desk, it slips into your slit unannounced.... and suddenly your mind goes to mush... as it swells up and down.... sliding to and fro.... damn you say to yourself..... oh oh mmmm gawd ...... what the hell is happening to me... ......and then OMG... your eyes open so wide.... your mouth is unable to utter a word.... your body begins to ache in that uncontrollable tremble of crushing orgasm.... why.... because your Canadian Maple Bacon detachable penis has a twin.... and it has invaded your back door baby.... back and forth they both work your body... nothing but cock....fuuuuuuuck me you flying peckers, you mumble.........and that they did..... ....meanwhile somewhere in parts unknown, there are two gentlemen with huge smile on their faces and an ache in their vacated hot zone.... because they feel everything.... ...and if that doesn't have you rushing to Big Blue..... lol.....see we do listen to you sometimes whimsical musings....
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It would be great if mine could dispense alcohol, mixed drinks and or narcotics of choice upon ejaculation. Then find a woman that would like to have 6 to 8 drinks!
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