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A little humor from the past - Andy Rooney on Sex
A little humor from the past - Andy Rooney on Sex When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory... I don't remember what I chose Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together Virginity can be cured Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small (this one is for those of you who know what a rotary phone is) Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives! |
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