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A little humor from the past - Andy Rooney on Sex  

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11/24/2020 10:03 am
A little humor from the past - Andy Rooney on Sex

When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory...
I don't remember what I chose

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together

Virginity can be cured

Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small (this one is for those of you who know what a rotary phone is)

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy

Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing

Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

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