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Well, hell.  

jessabell1967 57F
438 posts
4/16/2016 7:28 pm
Well, hell.


I'm occasionally asked "how long since you had sex?" My reply lately has been "Mmm couple months maybe."

Well I just did some math and it's been 8 months.

8 months. How did I lose track?

Why doesn't this bother me?

4 more months my<b> cherry </font></b>grows back, right?

HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
4/16/2016 7:37 pm

I'd be more worried about forgetting how


beavermom 57F  
294 posts
4/16/2016 7:41 pm

Darlin you wouldn't last 8 months around me there would be some bondage or something going on you would be lucky to go 8 hours.


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/16/2016 8:12 pm

Hell, I probably have a cherry tree growing by now.....twice in the last three years, which if I'll break it down it was once after two years, last August, and once couple of weeks ago

WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


AmorphousAmor 64M
3574 posts
4/16/2016 8:27 pm

the last time should be counted in hours or days...


oldbstrd55 67M
3292 posts
4/16/2016 9:37 pm

I think I can remember what was like, maybe, kind a.


lookinghard6669 58M
365 posts
4/17/2016 8:27 am

Hmmmm I never had one with a cherry........


highroller1121 52M
165 posts
5/9/2016 2:14 am

By your math I can give all the ladies on AdultFriendFinder a box of chocolate covered cherries for Christmas haha.

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