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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Half Undone  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
7/31/2020 2:38 am
Half Undone

True story...

Last week was a rough one for me, Friday particularly...

So, I popped open a Mike's Margarita while I was cooking dinner, the Spawn was sitting at the counter.

And then I popped open a second.....

My mood was already elevated and I was feeling that light feeling I start to feel when I'm catching a buzz. I was done making dinner and I decided to have the Spawn paint my toe nails.

Pulling out the bag of goodies, she went to work taking off the polish while I started on a third margarita and closed my eyes for a moment.

"Mom! You're sleeping!"

"What??"

Yah, what felt like closing my eyes for a moment was actually me sleeping long enough for her to fully paint all the nails on my right foot.

"I've got to go to bed. I can't keep my eyes open."

"You can't! Your nails are wet!"

Too late... I was already crawling into bed and asleep before my head hit the pillow. It's a miracle, but I somehow managed to NOT get polish anywhere in my bed.

Fast forward to this morning as I sit here laughing to myself.

I glanced down at my feet just now and realized, I still only have one foot with painted toe nails.

A<b> visual </font></b>aid for the state of my life right now.

TGIF!

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/1/2020 8:43 am

 It could have been worse. At least your face wasn't painted


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/31/2020 3:37 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ahhh
    .. Margarita toes... lol 😂 😮 👍 🍷🍷😎🌴❗
Yes, absolutely! Margarita toes!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/31/2020 3:37 pm
    Quoting  :
I just went to the pizza place in sandals.... I chuckled the whole time.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/31/2020 3:36 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    Tjis made me laugh out loud and scare the cats. I have done similar tings and spent the next day thinkig I need to stop with the cocktails after work
I don't normally get like that! LOL I was just exhausted and it had been super hot in my office all day. That moment is now lovingly referred to as "the night Mom got drunk" by my daughter. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/31/2020 3:25 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you could have woke up with God knows what on your toes, falling asleep with the Spawn in charge of your toes and the paint.
I know, tell me about it! LOL


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
7/31/2020 9:52 am

 Ahhh
.. Margarita toes... lol 😂 😮 👍 🍷🍷😎🌴❗


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
7/31/2020 5:29 am

 Tjis made me laugh out loud and scare the cats. I have done similar tings and spent the next day thinkig I need to stop with the cocktails after work
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mc_justmc 63M

7/31/2020 4:56 am

 you could have woke up with God knows what on your toes, falling asleep with the Spawn in charge of your toes and the paint.


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