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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Out of the mouths of others...  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
8/6/2020 5:47 pm
Out of the mouths of others...

Downstairs Neighbor - Somebody stole my fucking lighter out of my truck! I can't fucking believe it! I need to start locking that thing up! That lighter was $1.49! What is going on??? (talk-yelling to mother on phone)

Spawn - Do you mind? The only thing I've heard for the last 5 minutes is you crunching. Eat your ice elsewhere.... (dirty looks shot my way)

Random Gym Guy - Oh yah.... that's it.... you got this.... you're a bad ass.... (watching own reflection in mirror)

Work BFF - I hope you know I was only joking in the 2 o'clock meeting. You know I wasn't serious.... I really appreciate everything you do. (that's a funny way of showing it)

Middle - Mom! Do you want to wear my headphones? You can wear them on the treadmill. (some days, the only person on earth who loves me. And he's leaving.)

Me - I think I give up. (exasperated)

The 60 Year Old Cindy Lou Who at Work - Don't look so sad, Hunny Bunny. I hate it when you look so sad. (I was leaving work. She and her sister are quite literally the sweetest people on earth.)

Pete and Repeat - I'm locked out. The damn computer won't take my password again. (third time this week)

IT Support Guy - Didn't I talk to you on Wednesday? Are you a Gemini by any chance? (No, and no)

Old Lady on the Kitchen Floor in the TV commercial - I've fallen... And I can't get up. (that one just made me laugh)

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 7:05 am
    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Been a short time ago, I remember talking with my daughter ; She let out a huge sneeze !! 6 year old Son/Grandson suddenly popped up and said, " Oh no , mom , that was a covid sneeze" !!
Ha ha ha... That's cute! I coughed at work yesterday out on the sales floor and I heard a customer gasp and reach for their mask.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 7:01 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Always knew you'd be a good listener McLade!

    Funniest think I've heard in ages was the sweet wee old lady in front of me in the queue at the shop farting. By god it was a stinker, but I near peed myself laughing.

    See! I'm a good listener too!!
Yikes! LOL Too many brussel sprouts? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 7:00 am
    Quoting  :
It's amazing what customers feel the need to share with retail workers. I've heard about emotional problems, sex lives, haunted houses, questionable rashes.... LOL Just yesterday I was doing a store tour with new employees and a lady asked me where the post its were. Now, you would think the moment I showed her where they were it would end the conversation, but it did not. I then went on to hear all about her inability to control her children and how her ex wanted to take them away and she was going to utilize a post it system to get her life back together.

Um.... Yah.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 6:55 am
    Quoting jolielaide:
    i wish i could be drunk at 10am. i can count on one hand how many drinks i've had to get me through this quarantine of self-isolation and loathing - UGH!! my sisters drink every day. every. day. idk how they do it.
I've cut back drastically on my drinking... I was doing it pretty much every day as well. New year, better me....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 6:53 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    It's been a fun week all right.
I'm certainly glad it's Saturday morning, I slept in, and the only thing on my agenda for today is BEACH. Woo Hoo!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/8/2020 6:52 am
    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Have a good daay, looks like it stared OK!!!! Be safe, be well
You have a good day too!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/7/2020 6:41 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning:

    Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!!
    Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!
When I first got divorced I briefly lived next door to a lady that I called Profanity Lady. She was constantly yelling at her husband, but the one I remember most was when she screamed at him "Ya Fucking Einstein! That's what I said!!"


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
8/7/2020 4:56 am

 Been a short time ago, I remember talking with my daughter ; She let out a huge sneeze !! 6 year old Son/Grandson suddenly popped up and said, " Oh no , mom , that was a covid sneeze" !!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/7/2020 2:21 am

 Always knew you'd be a good listener McLade!

Funniest think I've heard in ages was the sweet wee old lady in front of me in the queue at the shop farting. By god it was a stinker, but I near peed myself laughing.

See! I'm a good listener too!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/7/2020 2:19 am
    Quoting  :


That's a conversation I've had with myself and others many times!


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
8/6/2020 9:52 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning:

    Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!!
    Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!
i wish i could be drunk at 10am. i can count on one hand how many drinks i've had to get me through this quarantine of self-isolation and loathing - UGH!! my sisters drink every day. every. day. idk how they do it.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
8/6/2020 7:54 pm

 It's been a fun week all right.


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
8/6/2020 7:16 pm

 Have a good daay, looks like it stared OK!!!! Be safe, be well
Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


mc_justmc 63M

8/6/2020 6:40 pm

 Funniest thing I heard was when I was taking out the trash one morning:

Lynda de la Mooch: Will y'all stop fighting, it's Thanksgiving!!!!
Her Mom: Well, it's 10am in the morning and your Father is drunk!!!


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