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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Observations from the Spawn  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
10/27/2020 5:07 pm
Observations from the Spawn


"Oh My God mom! Your hair literally looks like a bird nest!!"

"Thanks! That's the look I was going for!"

Teenagers.... Can't live with them.... Can't dump them off on the gypsies....

Believe , I tried. They gave her back!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 3:09 pm
    Quoting jolielaide:
    one day it's "long wavy hair" and the next day it's a bird's nest?? you don't need me to tell you but the kid is cray, cray
She wasn't actually all that far off... I had put it in a pony tail and wrapped the length of it around the scrunchie, to keep it out of my detoxifying mask. It did have nest qualities.


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
10/29/2020 10:10 am

 one day it's "long wavy hair" and the next day it's a bird's nest?? you don't need me to tell you but the kid is cray, cray


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
10/29/2020 12:02 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    True story... When she's away from me for more than a couple of days, I miss the hell out of her. I talk a lot about the rotten, teenage stuff on here because it makes me laugh or scratch my head.... I do get a glimpse of a funny, kind side emerging as well. She will be an amazing person one day.
I have no doubt she will amaze everyone. After all, she came from you. The Apple never falls far from the tree. Yes we make jokes about those we love but it doesn’t diminish one iota the love that is there.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 3:20 pm

 It comes with the preteen age.... She can be a rotten stinker, and I end up posting about that on here more often than I do the good things she does.... Cause, let's face it, everyone likes to hear the dirt, but, she's got good in there too. I just don't see it as often anymore.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 3:16 pm
    Quoting  :
Oh, I should have! I never even considered it.... It really did look like a nest. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 3:15 pm
    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Hmm Kids, don't you just hate them? At least a little bit
She's a stinker right now, it's the hormone phase she's in... But I do love her with all my heart. When I dropped her off for school today and she sign languaged 'I Love You' to me as she was walking away from car, smiling like a crazy lunatic, it made my day.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 3:12 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:

    Just tell your Spawn that she's got all the bad hair days to look forward too!
I remind her all the time she's a "me" in the making. LOL I just told her today when I was making dinner, take notes, this level of casual isn't easily achieved. It takes mismatched pajamas, giant velvet scrunchies, and smeared makeup from a long day of overwhelming stress.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 3:06 pm

 I actually had a charcoal mask on my face and didn't want my hair in it, so I put it in a ponytail and wrapped the length of it around the scrunchie. It really did kind of look like a bird nest. LOL


Apollorising60 63M

10/28/2020 12:55 pm

 It's the new Covid-19 fashion!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/28/2020 10:42 am
Just tell your Spawn that she's got all the bad hair days to look forward too!


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
10/28/2020 5:31 am

 Hmm Kids, don't you just hate them? At least a little bit
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dogslife2live01 71M
Ask me for a photo

10/28/2020 2:59 am

 yup! sounds like your average complementary kid!

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 12:33 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Next time offer the gypsies the spawn And a box of wine. Once they’re distracted by the glory of white Zinfandel you can take off. It’s a gypsy tradition to accept all gifts given with cheap wine. Maybe hang a rabbits foot around her neck just in case.
True story... When she's away from me for more than a couple of days, I miss the hell out of her. I talk a lot about the rotten, teenage stuff on here because it makes me laugh or scratch my head.... I do get a glimpse of a funny, kind side emerging as well. She will be an amazing person one day.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 12:23 am

 She was so serious when she said this and I laughed so hard.... Tears trickled down my cheek. I wanted to remember this moment, so I captured it in the blog.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
10/27/2020 10:15 pm

 Next time offer the gypsies the spawn And a box of wine. Once they’re distracted by the glory of white Zinfandel you can take off. It’s a gypsy tradition to accept all gifts given with cheap wine. Maybe hang a rabbits foot around her neck just in case.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
10/27/2020 8:21 pm

 your twin!!!

hmm

be safe


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