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Succulent....
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Succulent.... Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little.... Sinful. I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me.... "Are you looking for anything in particular?" "Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?" I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red. Chuckling a little, I said it again. "Succulent." "Ok, now you're just being mean." I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day. Happy Tuesday! |
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9/4/2021 3:44 pm |
hummmmmmmmmmm magnifique
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Thank you for stopping by today.... I've met a few guys that made me blush, too... So I can totally understand the feeling.
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It does have a certain ring to it 
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Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL
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It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.
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Ooh! Word play!!
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OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent! so hot so erotic i just can't catch my breath!!
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It does have a certain ring to it 
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Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL
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8/18/2021 4:07 am |
It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.
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If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing 
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Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????
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OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent! so hot so erotic i just can't catch my breath!! there is a world of difference between insane and stupid
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Happy Wednesday!
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Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔
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Probably the way you said it more so than the word itself. How very naughty. Yah, no, I said it normally. LOL
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Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.
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I'm pretty sure I said it normally. I think I was just approached by someone who didn't normally work in that department and wasn't expecting to hear words like 'succulent'. LOL
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great word; cool plants 
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Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me. How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.
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He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.
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Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..
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I'm thinking it was not...
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 Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question? 
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8/17/2021 11:58 pm |
If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing
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Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????
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Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔
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8/17/2021 7:20 pm |
Probably the way you said it more so than the word itself. How very naughty.
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People don't ordinarily show embarrassment when that word is spoken. The guy obviously wanted to have sex with you, or was thinking about sex with you.
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Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well.
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great word; cool plants
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Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me. How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.
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He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?
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Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little.... Sinful. I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me.... "Are you looking for anything in particular?" "Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?" I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red. Chuckling a little, I said it again. "Succulent." "Ok, now you're just being mean." I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day. Happy Tuesday!
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