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The Turkey Trot  

secret_lade 49F
14097 posts
9/28/2021 3:05 am
The Turkey Trot


There is a section of my morning commute that I have recently started calling The Turkey Trot.

Why??

Let me tell you!

Every morning this week I've gotten to a certain stretch of the drive and found a large<b> group </font></b>of wild turkeys just 'hanging out' in the middle of the road.

Literally.

Some seated and resting, some milling about pecking at shit on the edge of the pavement, some of them staring me down and shooting me the evil eye as I roll up on their gang, impatiently revving my engine and flashing my own gang signs.

I'm still waiting for them challenge....

So far nothing.

Until that day, I guess I'll continue to just beep my horn, slowly roll forward, and hope for the best!

Happy Tuesday!

69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
9/29/2021 4:26 am

It's like the Government giving taxes payer money to the non working.
Yes a free hand out is a very bad start to thing to come. Once you feed one they tell a friend and then they tell a friend. next thing you know your into 50 lbs of corn per week. then the deer come and it's 100lbs per week. It well never stop. I've seen a chicken and a wild turkey at the front door of a home one day. looking in waiting, I bet they knocked or learned to ring the doorbell for a free meal. Lolololol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Can this be considered meal prepping?? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Gobble, gobble.......

    Remember they were there first McLade.......give yersel' more time for the commute. And maybe carry a poke of bird feed to entice them off of the road?
Very true, they were there first. I am going to give the bird food thing a try, I think it might work.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Turkey, it's what's for dinner.
I haven't cooked a turkey in years, not sure if I still know how....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Mmmm... Turkey!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    LOL Thanksgiving is coming !! Cheers to Safe and Happy commuting !!
Aside from the Turkey Trot, I haven't had any issues. I do see deer on the side of the road most mornings, but they are usually far back. I'm more worried about the deer than I am the turkeys.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:01 pm

    Quoting  :

Holy cow... Attack turkeys?? They already scared me a hair without knowing that tidbit of info. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 4:00 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    I call, " FOUL" !!!! It's NOT fair too accidentally hit one just too have it wind up on the dinner table 😉😉 HINT ; make sure you only hit or roll over the head !! That way rest of body is UN-bruised 🤣🤠
I'm not quite sure I can eat something I had to kill and clean... Eeek!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:58 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Just wait until Spring Break...lol
Yikes! That's a lot of turkeys! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:58 pm

    Quoting  :

I'll bet they do disappear around Thanksgiving!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Then I'd have to clean it.... Ack!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    'revving my engine and throwing up my own gang signs'
    😂😂😂
I thought that was pretty funny too! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:55 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    and they well the wife had one lone Tom chasing her in her car would block the road when another car came from the other way it step out in front of that car and she then started to drive off the turkey ran after her
    my brother in-laws was driving home from our home on a busy road way 13 turkeys blocked the road way he came up to them stopped they surrounded him and started to peck at his truck he just drove slowly away.
    friend and i was bow hunting at lunch we drove past a home next to where we hunted he pulled in to ask an old woman if we could help her with anything to hunt her property she said yes. could we shoot 5 turkeys she feeds her chickens and the turkey came in and eat all the corn and feed. we said we cant its not turkey season then the turkeys came around the corner of the home . it walked right up to my friend and peck him on his knee broke skin though his hunting clothes. he said lady we will be back to take care of your troubles.
I have a friend at work who fed a few when he first moved into his house.... It's two years later and they've multiplied into a menace of society. The minute they see the back door open they come running from every direction. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:53 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Buy some deer corn at the store and keep a small bag of it handy beside you when you drive. Then, when you have to slow down, put your window down and scatter some of it at the side of the road so they will move.
    Soon they will be trained to not only move for the free food, they will be nice and plump for your dinner next month.
I'm actually considering giving that a try. Thank you!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:51 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It's getting near Christmas so things will only get worse with the turkeys
I'm not quite sure what they do around here during the winter... I don't know if I've ever seen them during the winter anywhere.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/28/2021 12:43 pm

It's getting near Christmas so things will only get worse with the turkeys


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
9/28/2021 9:49 am

Buy some deer corn at the store and keep a small bag of it handy beside you when you drive. Then, when you have to slow down, put your window down and scatter some of it at the side of the road so they will move.
Soon they will be trained to not only move for the free food, they will be nice and plump for your dinner next month.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
9/28/2021 8:37 am

and they well the wife had one lone Tom chasing her in her car would block the road when another car came from the other way it step out in front of that car and she then started to drive off the turkey ran after her
my brother in-laws was driving home from our home on a busy road way 13 turkeys blocked the road way he came up to them stopped they surrounded him and started to peck at his truck he just drove slowly away.
friend and i was bow hunting at lunch we drove past a home next to where we hunted he pulled in to ask an old woman if we could help her with anything to hunt her property she said yes. could we shoot 5 turkeys she feeds her chickens and the turkey came in and eat all the corn and feed. we said we cant its not turkey season then the turkeys came around the corner of the home . it walked right up to my friend and peck him on his knee broke skin though his hunting clothes. he said lady we will be back to take care of your troubles.


G000dbuddy 36M
1676 posts
9/28/2021 8:26 am

hope for the best!
Have a nice day

goodbuddy781


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
9/28/2021 7:15 am

'revving my engine and throwing up my own gang signs'
😂😂😂

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


benard69 66M/66F  

9/28/2021 6:09 am

Just wait until Spring Break...lol


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
9/28/2021 5:56 am

I call, " FOUL" !!!! It's NOT fair too accidentally hit one just too have it wind up on the dinner table 😉😉 HINT ; make sure you only hit or roll over the head !! That way rest of body is UN-bruised 🤣🤠


lickeyzsplit 61M
1516 posts
9/28/2021 4:49 am

LOL Thanksgiving is coming !! Cheers to Safe and Happy commuting !!


mc_justmc 63M

9/28/2021 4:18 am

Turkey, it's what's for dinner.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/28/2021 4:17 am

Gobble, gobble.......

Remember they were there first McLade.......give yersel' more time for the commute. And maybe carry a poke of bird feed to entice them off of the road?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:06 am

There is a section of my morning commute that I have recently started calling The Turkey Trot.

Why??

Let me tell you!

Every morning this week I've gotten to a certain stretch of the drive and found a large group of wild turkeys just 'hanging out' in the middle of the road.

Literally.

Some seated and resting, some milling about pecking at shit on the edge of the pavement, some of them staring me down and shooting me the evil eye as I roll up on their gang, impatiently revving my engine and flashing my own gang signs.

I'm still waiting for them challenge.....

So far nothing.

Until that day, I guess I'll continue to just beep my horn, slowly roll forward, and hope for the best!

Happy Tuesday!


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