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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
8/8/2020 4:57 pm

Last Read:
8/11/2020 7:08 am

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming and other times very disinformative. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he sometimes touches my butt when he hugs me.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground then I beat the fuck out of him.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes. And someday I would like to run for president.

Oh really!

Yes.

And what makes you qualified to be president?

My business sense. Just like my father.

Do you think your father has a business sense?

Yes.

Interesting. Well, good luck with that. I don't think the world is ready for another Trump president. I think they have pretty much had enough of that!

Ivanka gives me a blank stare.

Hello, Ivanka are you there?!

Yes, I'm here.

For a moment there I thought we lost you. You had kind of this zoned out look.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had an asshole father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Ivanka have you ever thought that the only reason why your father was elected and may be re-elected is that there is an abundance of stupid ignorant people in this country?

No, I have not really thought about that.

You should try it out.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.

Well, there you have it, folks. Ivanka Trump. She gives new meaning to the phrase the Living Dead! 



rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 7:08 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Interesting interview my friend not as funny as the other ones, but I am a not an Ivanka fan either. I hope you enjoy a relaxing Sunday..
You are right my friend. I wasn't really sure whether I should put this under comic relief or not. Because some of it isn't funny. Have a nice day


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/9/2020 9:58 am

Interesting interview my friend not as funny as the other ones, but I am a not an Ivanka fan either. I hope you enjoy a relaxing Sunday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

8/9/2020 6:34 am

I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming and other times very disinformative. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he sometimes touches my butt when he hugs me.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground then I beat the fuck out of him.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes. And someday I would like to run for president.

Oh really!

Yes.

And what makes you qualified to be president?

My business sense. Just like my father.

Do you think your father has a business sense?

Yes.

Interesting. Well, good luck with that. I don't think the world is ready for another Trump president. I think they have pretty much had enough of that!

Ivanka gives me a blank stare.

Hello, Ivanka are you there?!

Yes, I'm here.

For a moment there I thought we lost you. You had kind of this zoned out look.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had an asshole father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Ivanka have you ever thought that the only reason why your father was elected and may be re-elected is that there is an abundance of stupid ignorant people in this country?

No, I have not really thought about that.

You should try it out.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.

Well, there you have it, folks. Ivanka Trump. She gives new meaning to the phrase the

Living Dead!


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
8/9/2020 6:29 am

    Quoting Bigdeemikeh2:
    Imagine being this much of a deranged faggot with TDS that you bring politics into a sex site. Going to be a tough Nov 4 for ya sweetheart, don't do anything drastic like kill yourself.
Yet you keep reading and answering on a site that is NOT just for sex.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rick315875 65M

8/9/2020 12:08 am

I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he sometimes touches my butt when he hugs me.

Yes. Like I said he's disgusting.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground begging me to stop.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had a ****** father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 8:19 pm

    Quoting orgmaker2020:
    It isn't realistic, since Ivanka is every bit as much of a crook as Trump is, and she is enjoying all the filthy lucre our Cry Baby in Chief has been collecting over his term. She wouldn't do such an interview. She doesn't care if her lard-assed, whiner, daddy gets re-elected. She just wants the cash from all the stock manipulations, among other things.

    wickedcat2006 is entirely delusional, just as all of Bunker Boy's supporters.
You are right. She would not say those things. But she is a zombie. An emotionless drone. Cut from the fabric of her father. This was just a parody.


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 8:12 pm

    Quoting wickedcat2006:
    not funny.. but on a serious note i think that he is going to win the next election
You are right. It's not funny. And neither is him winning the next election.


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 8:09 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes you are right it is very sad


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 8:08 pm

Thanks


Bigdeemikeh2 36M  
25 posts
8/8/2020 8:07 pm

Imagine being this much of a deranged faggot with TDS that you bring politics into a sex site. Going to be a tough Nov 4 for ya sweetheart, don't do anything drastic like kill yourself.


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 8:06 pm

No not lately. How about you? Have you buried your face in Donald Trump's smelly ass and licked it out?


orgmaker2020 56M
64 posts
8/8/2020 7:44 pm

It isn't realistic, since Ivanka is every bit as much of a crook as Trump is, and she is enjoying all the filthy lucre our Cry Baby in Chief has been collecting over his term. She wouldn't do such an interview. She doesn't care if her lard-assed, whiner, daddy gets re-elected. She just wants the cash from all the stock manipulations, among other things.

wickedcat2006 is entirely delusional, just as all of Bunker Boy's supporters.


Bettibenobo 68F
423 posts
8/8/2020 7:39 pm

Thanks for another great revealing interview. I always look for your posts especially when I need a good laugh. You never fail me! Can't wait to see Bilovers reaction that too is entertaining.


Hardnthiq1 63M

8/8/2020 7:02 pm

😂


wickedcat2006 49F  
734 posts
8/8/2020 7:00 pm

not funny.. but on a serious note i think that he is going to win the next election


Luv2bottom4u2 66M  
1875 posts
8/8/2020 6:34 pm

Suck much Biden ass lately ????


rick315875 65M

8/8/2020 5:17 pm

I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he's always touching my butt when he hugs me.

Yes. Like I said he's disgusting.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground begging me to stop.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had a ****** father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Has your father ever expose his penis to you?

Yes.

How did you react?

I could barely see it buried beneath all his fat and blubber. I just kicked him in the nuts until he fell to the ground and then beat the s*** out of him.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.


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