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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
8/24/2020 9:53 am

Last Read:
8/24/2020 8:32 pm

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


Breaking news update! 

As you know I had an interview with Donald Trump last week. Donald Trump talked about his yearly physical exam. And of course, he changed his story. He lied about his exam. Nothing new in that. Donald Trump always lies about everything. Donald Trump is all about lying and<b> cheating </font></b>his way through life. He still holds to the statement that he is in perfect health. But he changed his story regarding his complaint of a painful and sore penis. Here is his revised statement. 

When entering the examination room I requested two beautiful nurses to accompany me. I wanted to fondle them during my exam with the doctor. I complained to the doctor that my penis was painful and sore. Putting on some gloves he told me to pull down my pants. I asked if the nurses could do it for me. The doctor said no. Do it yourself. I said you're fired! I want a new doctor! The doctor said shut the fuck up you asshole and pull your pants down! 

After I pulled my pants down the nurses started to giggle. The doctor nor the nurses could see where my penis was. It had disappeared beneath all the fat and blubber around my midsection. The nurses on either side of me had to pull apart all the flab and blubber for the doctor to locate my penis. The doctor remarks after finally finding my penis. 

When was the last time you washed this area of your body?! I said I try to wash it but it's hard to get into that area in between all the fat flab and blubber. My new nickname around the White House is Moby dickless the orange whale. Sometimes they even call me fudgie the whale after that ice cream cake. The doctor stated that my penis had become infected because it hadn't been properly cleaned in months. Because it was hidden underneath all the fat flap and flubber blubber bacteria have begun to grow from urine. The doctor cleaned the area. And gave me instructions to keep the area clean on a daily basis. The doctor gave me some topical antibacterial cream and a prescription.



rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 8:32 pm

    Quoting gramp4u:
    TDS at its fullest!
The correct definition for "T.D.S" (trump Denial Sydrome) is when a trumper is totally delusional, ignorant and in denial of the fact that trump is a ignorant, racist, lying, cheating adulterer. Often caused by ignorance, inherent racism or being (as trump himself put it) "poorly educated


rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 8:27 pm

    Quoting Msmealsonheels:
    I think you're lying...

    How can I tell??

    Trump doesn't know how to use big words - like antibacteria...
Those are some cute little toes you got there


rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 8:24 pm

    Quoting Brownie202:
    t lie? No say it's not true. Can't be. Now now he loves American. He is looking out for us all. How can anyone not trust it? It is only doing what is best for us. If anybody believes that I have a bridge I am selling. Maybe a national park or two?
Lying and cheating is how he has made a living. But he can't even do that right. Always going bankrupt.


rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 8:19 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Moby dickless, orange whale......

    I bet he's still got some slices of pizza hidden away in the flabby folds Rick!! They'll never see the light of day again, they'll be cremated when he goes.....
When he went for his physical exam they found all kinds of stuff stuck up inside his flabby blubbery cracks. Pizza crust chicken bones they even found half a donut.


rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 2:32 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend, I have to say this is just gross..amp;. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
Sorry about that my friend. You are right sometimes I can be pretty gross. Enjoy your day


Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
8/24/2020 2:09 pm

I think you're lying...

How can I tell??

Trump doesn't know how to use big words - like antibacteria...


gramp4u 75M  
41 posts
8/24/2020 1:31 pm

TDS at its fullest!


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
8/24/2020 11:58 am

t lie? No say it's not true. Can't be. Now now he loves American. He is looking out for us all. How can anyone not trust it? It is only doing what is best for us. If anybody believes that I have a bridge I am selling. Maybe a national park or two?

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/24/2020 10:34 am

Moby dickless, orange whale......

I bet he's still got some slices of pizza hidden away in the flabby folds Rick!! They'll never see the light of day again, they'll be cremated when he goes.....


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/24/2020 10:32 am

Good morning my friend, I have to say this is just gross..amp;. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

8/24/2020 10:00 am

Breaking news update! 

As you know I had an interview with Donald Trump last week. Donald Trump talked about his yearly physical exam. And of course, he changed his story. He lied about his exam. Nothing new in that. Donald Trump always lies about everything. Donald Trump is all about lying and cheating his way through life. He still holds to the statement that he is in perfect health. But he changed his story regarding his complaint of a painful and sore penis. Here is his revised statement. 

When entering the examination room I requested two beautiful nurses to accompany me. I wanted to fondle them during my exam with the doctor. I complained to the doctor that my penis was painful and sore. Putting on some gloves he told me to pull down my pants. I asked if the nurses could do it for me. The doctor said no. Do it yourself. I said you're fired! I want a new doctor! The doctor said shut the fuck up you asshole and pull your pants down! 

After I pulled my pants down the nurses started to giggle. The doctor nor the nurses could see where my penis was. It had disappeared beneath all the fat and blubber around my midsection. The nurses on either side of me had to pull apart all the flab and blubber for the doctor to locate my penis. The doctor remarks after finally finding my penis. 

When was the last time you washed this area of your body?! I said I try to wash it but it's hard to get into that area in between all the fat flab and blubber. My new nickname around the White House is Moby dickless the orange whale. Sometimes they even call me fudgie the whale after that ice cream cake. The doctor stated that my penis had become infected because it hadn't been properly cleaned in months. Because it was hidden underneath all the fat flap and flubber blubber bacteria have begun to grow from urine. The doctor cleaned the area. And gave me instructions to keep the area clean on a daily basis. The doctor gave me some topical antibacterial cream and a prescription.


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