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Call Me Slut
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Call Me Slut On my way to the grocery store, good Lord, how many of my posts start with me going to the grocery store? Anywho, whilst driving through the hood I see something small, dark, and furry laying a few feet from the end of a driveway. I recognized it to be a small kitten and it was about 6 inches behind the rear wheel of a monster truck. Seeing 2 possible deadly scenarios I quick pulled over and picked it up. The little fucker can't be more than a few weeks old. Eyes open, but it can't walk, couldn't really crawl, either. It did hiss at me. I walked up to the front door of the house and knocked. The house has 2 obscure glass windows on either side of the door and I swear I saw a shadow pass one. I knocked again. Nothing. As my finger released the door bell button I remembered, it's 8am, Saturday morning. The best time to hit the grocery store. The worst time to ring a<b> neighbors </font></b>doorbell. And still no answer. I carry the kitten home to the hands of my overjoyed grand daughters with the notice, "we aren't keeping it", and continue on with my original plan, the grocery store. I'm not a cat person. I've had cats in the past. I can't take the cat box, the shedding, the knocking of my things off of shelves as they strive to be the highest living creature in the room. And as fun as kittens are, they eventually grow up to be cats and I don't care for their "whatever" attitude. If I'm feeding, sheltering, and basically giving something a free ride, I expect a little love in return. Around noon, I'm gonna go see that neighbor and hopefully they answer the door this time. If not, just call me "Slut" because I'm gonna give my pussy away to the 1st interested individual. Got Pussy? Want Pussy? |
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7/14/2018 7:30 am |
For reference, the remote is about 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn on. [image]
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Lol Mac you always have some interesting stories. Good luck find your pussy a home. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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What's that remote doing in there? Using more than all the road!
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7/14/2018 8:03 am |
I hear ya, I'm a dog person. I had a kitten that I found feral, domesticated it, then it went and had 6 kittens and I could change that cat box every day, but it was like I sent out invitations for everybody to take a crap. I let them outside one day and they just scattered to the wind. I never saw them again. I was kind of bummed, but part of me was not.
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7/14/2018 8:04 am |
Lol Mac you always have some interesting stories. Good luck find your pussy a home. hugs V
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7/14/2018 8:06 am |
What's that remote doing in there? 
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Your "On my way to the grocery store" tend to end up with pussy one way or another too. The girls are gonna want to keep it. The cat I mean . . . but maybe the 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn object.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Ohhh, the poor baby. Good thing I'm not closer or I would be a 3 cat Mama. I'm a sucker for a kitty. No man in my life that cares for me so I might as well earn my title as "Crazy Cat Lady" They at least love you unconditionally. My little black girl was about that same size when my daughter found her and brought her home...that was 15 years ago! Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy Sine Metu CN
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7/14/2018 10:29 am |
Your "On my way to the grocery store" tend to end up with pussy one way or another too. The girls are gonna want to keep it. The cat I mean . . . but maybe the 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn object.
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7/14/2018 10:32 am |
It can crawl, just not very well on flat concrete. I was afraid the Momma cat put it there, but who knows.
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7/14/2018 11:01 am |
Ohhh, the poor baby. Good thing I'm not closer or I would be a 3 cat Mama. I'm a sucker for a kitty. No man in my life that cares for me so I might as well earn my title as "Crazy Cat Lady" They at least love you unconditionally. My little black girl was about that same size when my daughter found her and brought her home...that was 15 years ago!
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Oh man, I hear you on the litter box thing...exactly why I've never had a cat. You are a good soul though, rescuing the poor little thing. Hopefully, the neighbors answer the door and it's their kitten. Well, I can understand frequent grocery store trips...best place to pick up women, right?  (I was unaware that the remote was a standard of measurement, lmao. ) "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world! ^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics! 
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7/14/2018 4:12 pm |
Oh man, I hear you on the litter box thing...exactly why I've never had a cat. You are a good soul though, rescuing the poor little thing. Hopefully, the neighbors answer the door and it's their kitten. Well, I can understand frequent grocery store trips...best place to pick up women, right? (I was unaware that the remote was a standard of measurement, lmao. )
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7/14/2018 4:15 pm |
Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world! ^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics! 
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Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world! ^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Hahahaha TicklePlease says, you must have your filter set for no naughty pics. A lot of guys show a remote control or a soda can next to their penis to gauge their size in their dick pics. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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7/14/2018 7:11 pm |
Oh, I've seen the soda can...but just not the remote, lol.
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7/15/2018 2:03 pm |
I do, the grocery store is one of the highlights of my life...
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7/15/2018 5:11 pm |
Well, I found one!
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7/16/2018 4:06 am |
I'll make a shirt with a big P on the front for PUSSYMAN.
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