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Distance orgy in the garden only, we are British
Distance orgy in the garden only, we are British The guidelines of the British government are out and it doesn't look pretty if you like meeting people or are into the lifestyle: No social meetings indoors if you are not from the same household, you can use other peoples toilet as long as you wash your hands before and after and wipe the seat with disinfectant. No stay overnight, not even on the toilet. No hugging and touching if you are not from the same household. But you can meet people outdoors provided you keep a social distance of two meters. As sex in the public is not allowed you need have a private garden, you should wear a mask and you need be quite tall keep your distance during intercourse. (2m not 1.5 as indicated in the chart) Positions that keep a distance are preferred: doggy style, reverse cow girl and similar should be OK, missionary and anything that brings you into close face contact are banned, as same as oral sex in any shape or performance. So, where do I find a very tall lady for some gardening fun? |
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The alternative is to wear mask and full body suit (is that called a "Boris"? It is called a "Cummings" if you travel a long distance for sex)
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