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Please translate....real message I received!
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Please translate....real message I received! Word for word..... I love Thor trots and suck they ball nor pleat vine pop within now hogs and urban. Up Well at first I thought Google translate fail, but next message was lucid and actual English sentences that made sense. I just think he wanted to let me know how much he liked Thor and hogs. Up! Please give me your best translation! |
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this looks like auto correct gone terribly bad, while drunk texting I'm sure there's a logic but damned if I can find it. 
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The autocorrect this site uses is awful. Changes words spelled right. Doesn't for incorrect spelling. Maybe he didn't check before sending the first message but did the next one. Also we can't type some words because the site thinks we are trying to give out our email address or phone numbers. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Looks like his cat was sitting on the key board or he was high!!
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2/24/2018 7:00 am |
Which is actually Viking for I want to get in your undies...
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Wow ok that was very deep lol. Looks like the ramblings of Socrates and a drunk one at that.
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Trying to type while looking at your tits
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I used to write stuff like that while on acid. Mushrooms too. ban that sucker so he never bothers you
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I think its from Shakespeare's King Lear. 
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I kind of agree with the guy. I wouldn't mind some pleat vine pop myself.
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2/24/2018 7:31 am |
I think, bad trip on the wrong dope!!
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It made you read the second message so it obviously worked in getting your attention
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Decades from now it may make sense, but probably not.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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And you are actually spending time and concerned about this message?!?
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Oh My!!
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Hey Girl if I got a message like that I might go offline and RUN
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Amazing!
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2/24/2018 9:28 am |
I think He is trying to say how gorgeous Your breast are in some kind of alien language..  You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!
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Romeo and Tittyplaydoll ACT II SCENE II But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Tittyplaydoll is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: I could be wrong, but I think that this is what the cats tryin’ to say. Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH
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hahahahaha I always ask wtf things like that are supposed to say!! I am beyond guessing at my age
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2/25/2018 5:28 pm |
LOL LOL, typing one handed because the other hand is busy can be interesting.
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