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The Sploshing Session  

RomanticRubber69 55M
19 posts
10/10/2018 11:45 pm
The Sploshing Session

Before we get into the massage, I just want to holler at a few people, and there wasn't enough to warrant a "Letter to the Lads." And by the way, if you are responding to my blog, you will find my response with yours. Thank you very much for the email, Capntazman2488, as well as the flirt! Also flirting with me were hypolitte19500, RoryMD and TheGoodman. Very much appreciated!!! And thank you lips4utouse for adding me to your hot list. I am flattered!

Now, I prefer to do most of my business via email. That way, there is a written account of expectations and details for both of us. That said, the set-up with Eric was quite possibly the best one I have had in ages. We told me what he wanted for the ninety minute session, and it was all things I could get on board with. Through the exchange of emails, he had even establish his sense of humor being cool and a welcome change of pace from what I usually get on the massage table. Not only that, but he also sent me some pictures, so I knew what I was getting into. Actually, they got my juices, imagination and creativity flowing, and I found myself really looking forward to meeting this wonderful young man.

When the time came, I opened the door and this cute, borderline gorgeous guy stood before me. Even the lack of facial hair didn't bother me. He had an amazing smile, awesome teeth, this twinkle in his eyes that just said he was happy to be here. His light brown hair was perfect for the shape of his face, and he even looked like he was well built, with his tight blue jeans, blue and white, horizontally striped polo shirt and white wife-beater. He came in, handed me a bag with three bottles of wine and sat on the couch. After I poured us both a glass and sat with him, as we discussed the last minute details of the massage. In particular, I wanted to make sure he wasn't allergic to anything, as I knew my plans were really out there for this one.

For those of you who may not know, sploshing is basically using food as part of the massage session, or more accurately, during sex. And I knew I had a variety of things from the kitchen I planned to use during our time together.

I took the rest of the bottle of wine we had opened and we went up to the massage room. I quickly stripped so I could watch him get undressed. As awesome as that ass looked in those jeans, I was not prepared for the beauty of it when it came out. Minus the lack of hair, and sun for that matter, it was perfection. He also had one of the most gorgeous sets of armpits I've ever seen. I liked his chest, especially his nipples, but I think I could count the number of strands of long hair on it with my fingers and toes. And as weird as it may sound, he had a cute penis. Decent size, with slightly larger balls, but the man-scaping down there was a bit too neat. Perfectly aligned on both sides, with nothing on the shaft, taint or balls. Despite this little setback, I was sure we were going to have a great time!


I started by slowly and sensually massaging his feet with butter. Yes, butter was the main oil used for this massage, as it allowed me to lick, suck, taste and sample and body parts I may have wanted to along the way. And I did find myself licking and sucking his toes and the soles of his feet. I also licked his calves as I was working on them. He really seem to enjoy my work so far, especially the feet and the pressure I applied to his calves. I went ahead and buttered and kneaded his thighs, his hips and his butt cheeks. Since he had agreed, I went in for the "Banana Split." and joked about him providing the cherry.

First I put a large glob of peanut butter in the crack of his ass, trying to force some into his hole, Then I rimmed his heavenly ass, trying to retrieve every bit of Peter Pan I had put there, but leaving enough saliva there to hopefully take the next step. I took a smoked sausage link, and slowly made it go into his ass. I left it there while I finished the rest of the back half of his massage. It was important for the next step, and I would occasionally hit it or move it as I worked on his neck, back and shoulders. He actually started making noises when I worked on his shoulder blades, and I knew he was having almost as much fun as I was. When I had everything else done, I went back to his ass and wiggled the sausage just a little bit. When I was satisfied he was ready, I slowly pulled the sausage out with my teeth. I then peeled a banana and carefully placed it in his ass. Then I rinsed the sausage off, and put one in in his mouth, and in true Lady & the style, we ate, ending in a long, amazing passionate kiss. I put butterscotch topping all over his butt and then licked it off, and finally poured chocolate sauce over the banana. Then he ate the banana while I licked the chocolate off of and out of his ass! He was ecstatic and the massage was only half over.

I turned him over and again, I buttered, rubbed sucked and licked his feet and toes. I massaged his thighs, knees and calves. I then put butter pecan ice cream in his belly button and waited for it to melt. I also put some pecan praline on each nipple. This sent him to the moon, so I slowly licked the ice cream, and sucked on the points that had arose from his chest. His nipples were wonderful, and it wasn't until he yelped about the melted ice cream touching his balls that I got back on track with the session. I cleaned that mess up with my mouth before I created my new one. I put mayonnaise in each arm pit, and straightened the hair under them with my tongue. I think I help the guy find a new erogenous zone, as he started to grow down below. I massaged and caressed his neck, shoulders and chest before I slowly licked my way down to the semi hard member he had.

I started playing with his pubic hair as I embraced his balls with my mouth. I let them dance on my tongue as I watch his penis grow into an almighty cock. I was able to get three glazed doughnuts over it without covering the head, so I licked and kissed on the head until he was making glazed of his own. Then I ate the three pastries off of his dick. I then started sucking his cock, occasionally licking his balls. It was wonderful how his warm salty<b> glaze </font></b>mixed with the sweet<b> glaze </font></b>of the donuts. But I guess it was too much for him, as I miss the first couple of glob that shot into the air. But I did catch the rest of it with my mouth, and repeatedly took him from agony to ecstasy, as I tried to milk and drain him of every single drop.

I know he had a good time, because he hung around after the session to drink another bottle of wine with me. We even wrestled a little bit before he left.

iyq4play 53M
18 posts
10/12/2018 10:54 am

Erotic menu at it's finest... going Italian or Ethiopian might be a nice touch... or even going dessert first, then veggies to take the guilt away.

I love the way your mind works in massage kitchen! Thanks for the nice sploshing story.


RomanticRubber69 replies on 10/14/2018 5:14 pm:
Well, thank you fine sir! It is actually one of those fetishes of mine I rarely get to enjoy, so it was nice to do so with such a hot and receptive guy!

Seems like you may be a great sou chef in my massage kitchen someday!

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