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Dear Mr. Sex Quiz Man  

forbiddenwish 58F
54 posts
5/16/2019 9:47 am
Dear Mr. Sex Quiz Man


I'm taking your sex quiz online and I'm failing. That's right, I'M FAILING.
My jaw is dropping and I'm sitting here stupified. Mr. Sex Quiz Man, whoever you are that made up this quiz - you clearly haven't met me AND you didn't let me test the sex quiz to see if it even made any sense.

1) Who has more sex? Answer: Men. Once again Mr. Sex Quiz man - IF I met Mr. Yum - I wouldn't be reading your online sex quiz. We would be having sex ALL THE TIME. Why should guys get all the fun?

2) How often do most Americans have sex? 62 TIMES a year. OMG! I'm not sure I can catch up in my lifetime. Mr. Sex Quiz Man - WHO are you talking to AND where are they? Mr. Sex Quiz Man - you are making me somewhat depressed now.

3) How long does sexual intercourse last on average? 5.4 minutes WTF!! Clearly, this quiz is defective. Everyone on here can prove this wrong! Is this like old lady/man sex? Ahhh ... they studied 500 couples. They must have gone to a senior citizen community and passed out the test. What happened to the 4 hour marathon session? 5.4 minutes - I'm shaking my head. THAT is just wrong, wrong, wrong on so many levels.

4) I even FAILED the glass or two of red wine a day question. My AH HAH moment proven with my five minutes of research failed me. The answer is 1 glass of red wine for women increases your libido!! For guys, it is two. YOU HEARD IT HERE therefore, it must be true.

5) What percentage of married folks between 25 and 60 have sex 3-4 times a month? A MONTH? Just under 50% AND They think this good!

Look at the answer: This is a higher rate than single people or people who have partners (not spouses) in that same age range. Guess we know who’s getting all the action.

I'm speechless. I want that to be my weekly rate - Mr. Yum ARE YOU HEARING me? We should try and make it our daily rate but I may wear you out!

6) If you want to boost a man's sex drive - You should ..... wait for it ...... are you still waiting... Turn on MORE LIGHTS. Hmmm... I guess he wants a closeup of your V-Jay-jay kinda like your ob/gyn. And here I thought it could be music. Silly me.

7) When men watch a lot of porn it can lead to trouble with intimacy.
Mr. Sex Quiz Man - that's because they want their partner to be porn stars. Do you even watch porn? It's so hot it's scalding.
Mr. Yum - are you catching all this? You are the lead in my porn fantasies - I'm pretty sure my fantasies are really intimate. Don't pay any attention to these silly quizzes.

Holy Cow ! Mr. Sex Quiz man - you say that during pregnancy sometimes a woman's libido increases. Uhmmm... Mr. Sex Quiz man - I would have used every vegetable in the produce section and then some when I was<b> pregnant. </font></b>I was so damn horny all the time I thought maybe something was wrong with me. I had dreams of orgies every night and had to resort to masturbating maybe 6, 7, or 8 times. I was insatiable.

Mr. Sex Quiz Man, may I suggest you go home Have more than two glasses of wine, don't turn on all the lights leave one off and have some sex that lasts longer than 5.4 minutes. Let's have fun and skew those results.

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