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Mr. Yum (3), Yummy, Yummylicious
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Mr. Yum (3), Yummy, Yummylicious I think I'll trying editing this Mr. Yum. Dear Mr. Yum, Yummy, Yumly, Yummylicious, Gosh darn it Mr. Yum, was that you again I saw? It's the holiday time Mr. Yum. You know ... like humming Chestnuts roasting on an open fire and some lady named Jackie nipping at your ... well I don't know all the words Mr. Yum but I'm sure that lady Jackie knew what she was nipping at or sipping at or just whatever she was doing. It if it was Jack Frost - he can nip at whatever he wants too! The world needs more women like Jackie or Jack nipping at something. Mr. Yum, did you get all your favorite Christmas presents? Was Santa good to you this year? Pssst... I have tell you a secret Mr. Yum. Santa left this brown paper box filled with some very sexy toys, Mr. Yum. I don't even know how he knew where to leave it (well ok I'll admit I did kinda give him a few hints placing a few online orders like 5 or 6 or maybe 7 but I knew he was monitoring my internet connection to see if I was good or bad - Santa is good like that - he knows what you are thinking so be good for goodness sake - oh something like that). Mr. Yum, every time I opened up one of those brown paper package delights - I squealed in joy with OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!! and then I particularly thought about you with your eyes crossed as you watched me play with all of my toys. Mr. Yum, you don't mind if I call you Mr. Yummy do you? I kinda like thinking of you as my favorite Christmas cookie that I can never get enough of. So Mr. Yummy, did you ask Santa for a favorite toy too? No, Mr. Yummy - not a Star Wars action figure or a box of Lego's (though I do love Lego's too but that's a different kinda story) but ya know...... Psssst ..... like an adult toy. Like a whip, chain, pair of nylons, I don't know maybe some probe device so you can search for aliens that might be hiding in my body. Ok, ok Mr. Yummy, you know what I mean, don't make me get my panties tied in a twist. There could be aliens. Maybe we can that old game - what was it called - oh Operation. You can use your probbing wand and see if you can make me create some noises. I promise you Mr. Yummy - my nose won't light up but maybe you can find some of my other red light up spots. So Mr. Yummy, any scorching exciting new year plans? Are we meeting at our secret spot .... you know .... the spot sooooo secret we both don't know where it is so we never ever meet and I keep writing you these corny messages that you love? I hope you don't have a date Mr. Yummy. You know there is nobody hotter for you than I am. I'm practically combustible. Trust me, Mr. Yummy, Yumster, Yummylicious - you won't be able to walk, move or run after we meet - I'll apologize afterward for tying you up.  No no Mr. Yum - it'll be hot - I promise. You'll love it. I'll tie myself up too and we can just stare at each other all night if that makes you feel better so you don't think I'm that stalker chick kinda girl again. Ok forget the ties, who am I kidding. I think you are perfect the way you are Mr. Yum. Oh and Mr. Yum - I bet she's a lousy new years eve kisser and probably doesn't know what to do with her tongue but I'm not jealous. I'm just kinda stating the obvious for you Mr Yum. She probably has bird lips too (is that a thing?)Uhmmm ...Mr. Yum - I think this upcoming year is going be Our year. Just us, Mr. Yum. So be prepared Mr. Yum (Were you a boyscout Mr. Yum?) - and make sure you order the industrial supply of condoms from amazon - ok? Very very important - boxes everywhere and I do mean everywhere including underthe bed too and don't forget the kitchen table. I'm giving you the best advice I can because this year is going to be a heck of a great year and Mr. Yum - don't forget - you are in the starring role. Sincerely, Ms. Curvaceous |
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