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Jokes  

Stranger1415 33M
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2/9/2020 1:06 pm
Jokes
Knock, Knock! Who's There? Anita! Anita who? Anita Dick inside ! Knock, Knock! Who's There? Budweiser! Budweiser who? Budweiser mother taking her clothes off! Knock, Knock! Who's There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your home? Knock Knock Who's There? Do U Want 2 Cd's Do U Want 2 Cd's Who? Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz Knock, Knock! Who's There? Idaho! Idaho who? I da ho! Where da John? Knock, Knock! Who's There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body? Knock knock! Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning. Knock, Knock! Who's There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have use a condom? Knock Knoc Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around , Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. Knock knock! Who's there? Helda dick Helda dick who? I Helda dic and the wind blew it for . Knock, Knock! Who's There? Ivana Ivana who? Ivana hump your brains out! Knock Knock! Who's There? May I come in? May I come in who? May I come in you! 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Whos There? Ivanna Seymour Ivanna Seymour who? Ivanna Seymour Butts Knock knock! Whos There? Kenya! Kenya who? Kenya suck this dick? Knock knock! Whos There? Dragon! Dragon who? Dragon deez nuts across your face when you let in. Knock knock! Whos There? Foreskin! Foreskin who? The worlds greatest foreskin teller. Knock Knock Who's there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time Wipe my ass. Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff Knock knock! Whos There? Dozer Dozer who? Those are the biggest tits I ever seen. Knock knock Who's there Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree. Knock knock Who's there Bangkok! Bangkok who? Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKo Knock Knock Who's there? Winner Winner who? My winners as big as a football field. Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha Girl: Knock Knoc Boy: Who's there. Girl: Pussy. Boy: pussy who. Girl: You don't get the joke. Boy: You didn't finish. Girl: Oh i'm done alright. (laughs) Boy: How am I ever suppose get pussy. Knock knock Who's there? Your dogs dead I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee Knock knock Who's there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mama yanking on my dick Knock knock Who's there? School School who? School your ass Knock knock Who's there? Pileup! Pileup who (pile of poo)? Ewwwwwww. Knock knock Who's there? Meat. Meat who? Meat my dick! Knock knock Who's there? Condom. Condom who? condom and suck this dic (come down and suck this dick) Knock Knock Who's there? Myra! Myra who? My right nut. Knock Knock Who's there? Willis! Willis who? Willis dick fit in your mouth? Knock Knock Who's there? Gladiator... Gladiator who? Gladiator during the -some. Knock Knock Who's there? Iguana Iguana Who? Iguana touch your buttcrack! Knock Knock Who's there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knicker less girls shouldn't climb trees. Party Girl - Knock-Knock Party Guy - Who's there? Party Girl - Pasta Party Guy - Pasta, who? Party Girl - Pasta pipe, mother-fucker! Girl: Knock-Knock! Boy Who's there? Girl: Pussy! Boy: I dont get it.. Girl: Yeah and you never will. So if hooters delivered wouldn't they be called knockers? "Knock knock we brought wings.......and boobs"

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