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Hawkfan533333 34M
107 posts
2/27/2020 9:27 am
My Funny/embarrassing sex story and share yours to

(Pic of my dumb ass the night my story happened) and Id like to hear your funny/embarrassing story. This his mine. I was 21, and had lots of sexual fantasies I wanted to try. On top of list was being with a<b> older woman. </font></b>Now being 21, and able to go to the bars, I could finally meet some older women, but they were defiantly harder to pick up then the college girls. At this point I thought it just wasnt going to happen, until I met Julie. Julie was sexy, wild, and 43! I brought her back to buddys place, and finally had fantasy come true. Only problem was I forgot to use a condom. Oops. So being intoxicated I had the bright idea to clean dick with some 409 bleach I found in the bathroom. Then Julie and I got into bed with buddy, and passed out. The next morning, came, and Julie was game for a threesome, with me and my friend. I went to put it in her mouth, and she took it out with a weird look on her face. At this I remembered cleaning up with the 409 bleach ust hours earlier. Oops again. We all had a good laugh at expenses later. and I did come out std free!!. I even had more good times with her, when I would visit my buddy, and never forgot to wrap it after that. Side note, I still find older women super sexy!


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Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/27/2020 9:27 am

I'd like to hear yours, and hear his mine. I was 21, and had lots of sexual fantasies I wanted to try. On top of my list was being with a older woman. Now being 21, and able to go to the bars, I could finally meet some older women, but they were defiantly harder to pick up then the college girls. At this point I thought it just wasn't going to happen, until I met Julie. Julie was sexy, wild, and 43! I brought her back to my buddy's place, and finally had my fantasy come true. Only problem was I forgot to use a condom. Oops. So being intoxicated I had the bright idea to clean my dick with some 409 bleach I found in the bathroom. Then Julie and I got into bed with my buddy, and passed out. The next morning, came, and Julie was game for a threesome, with me and my friend. I went to put it in her mouth, and she took it out with a weird look on her face. At this point I remembered cleaning up with the 409 bleach, just hours earlier. Oops again. We all had a good laugh at my expenses later. and I did come out std free!!. I even had more good times with her, when I would visit my buddy, and never forgot to wrap it after that

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seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
2/27/2020 11:47 am

I fell asleep mid coitus


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
2/27/2020 12:10 pm

lol..it was a good thing the 409 did not get into the pee hole...or you will be crying...lol...

the pic looks like a drunken Chase Rice???


Livin_my_Life14 53F

2/27/2020 5:58 pm

That had to burn. Omg. That is crazy!!!


Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/27/2020 8:20 pm

I didn't know that was even possible! I bet he thinks about that every time he has sex now

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Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/27/2020 8:22 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    lol..it was a good thing the 409 did not get into the pee hole...or you will be crying...lol...

    the pic looks like a drunken Chase Rice???
I think the other guy is much better looking.

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Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/27/2020 8:32 pm

I honestly cant even remember, it wasn't my nest moment.

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Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/28/2020 12:58 am

    Quoting  :

Hopefully you were like a hockey player, tooth knocked out, but play on!

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seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
3/1/2020 8:22 am

    Quoting  :

THAT is hilarious.. though not for you


seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
3/1/2020 8:23 am

    Quoting Hawkfan533333:
    I didn't know that was even possible! I bet he thinks about that every time he has sex now
I don't think he noticed... it was only for a second or two... I think


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