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Now THAT is something I've never heard before.... LOL Oh my, thanks for giving me a laugh this morning.
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Ah McChuck, I do enjoy a good alternative lyric. I used to sing 'Un-break my FART' at the top of my voice whenever I heard the song. Or, 'this is the rhythm of the shite'....... My fav' though, which is not so crude, is @I promised you a swimming pool' to the Simple Minds tune I Promised you a Miracle..... Good post!!
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Here's another stanza to go with Your Favorite Things... Sluts in white teddies with blue satin sashes Poontang that sticks to my nose and mustaches Hookers and lookers and nookie that stings Theses are a bit of my favorite things The third line of this I read in some old porn mag that dated back to the early eighties, and the rest I improvised. "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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