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Blogs > tamaloa_aulelei > The Excellent Blog of Tamaloa

Tamaloa's blog post #4  

tamaloa_aulelei 48M
59 posts
8/8/2020 6:30 am
Tamaloa's blog post #4

More poetry. Limericks.

Spurred by a very high wager
From an envious German named Vager,
He proceeded fart
The complete oboe part
the Haydn octet in B major.

Dave, a friend of mine.

A young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she pulled down her panties
She said 'No andantes.'
'I want this allegro con brio.'

Dave, a friend of mine.

There was a young man from Stamboul,
Who soliloquized thus his tool:
"You took my wealth
And you ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

Slaughterhouse Five

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
8/21/2020 8:59 pm

 Either there are words missing or your limerick-ists need to count their syllables better
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


tamaloa_aulelei replies on 8/29/2020 6:24 am:
There are words missing. Somehow the AdultFriendFinder blog software strips words out of blog posts. We've talked about this.

It's pointless to go back and fix everything because they just get stripped out again. I'm thinking about writing up posts in MS Word and taking screen shots and posting those. The blog software is unlikely to be able to strip words out of a jpg file, but one never knows.

Does one?

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