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Funny Dirty Pick-Up Lines I Used Some Too  

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8/25/2020 9:33 am
Funny Dirty Pick-Up Lines I Used Some Too
Gay Pick- Lines

My compilation of gay pick- lines. Have fun as you try them out the next time you’ve had a few drinks and spot a cute guy in the corner. Before you ask somebody out, "Want come over and watch porn night?" you should be very sure they’d like hear it that.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Wanna army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta .
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you day long for a quarter.
, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I'd really like see how you look when I'm naked.
You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light<b> switch </font></b>away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing, you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with .
Fuck if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No...? Can I ???
Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
Do I have to sign for your package?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go and down you.
You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great you? !
With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want F.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with ?
I’m top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Your body is made of 70% water...and I’m thirsty.
Are you undressing with your eyes?!
Your outfit would look great my bedroom floor.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

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