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The Laughter Mishaps of Sex  

EroticMusings2 59F  
1538 posts
11/15/2021 1:20 am
The Laughter Mishaps of Sex

We have all had them, those mishaps while having sex, or attempting too.

What about when you go to kiss and one of you loses their balance, or the other person turns their head the wrong way and you find yourself kiss the thin air, or their chin instead. A Over eager lover actually drooling and not realizing that the reason you are now wearing arm floaties is because you fear drowning.

Taking off clothes can be very comical as well. Zippers becoming stuck, buttons not wanting to unbutton. Ever try doing a seducative dance for strip tease for you rlover and not being able to get that bra off, or the pant get hooked up on your ankle. Trying to still look sexy while hoping around the room with one leg in your jeans at teh ankle is a very hot sexy image.

The at last you are both ready to the deed. The male counterpart normally has the burden of finding the hole and guiding himself in. He misses and you both try to act like that did not just happen. Of he thinks he is in and he is not. Do you let him dry hump your leg now and not say anything. WEll you could be like me and vocalize the mishape.

Finally your lover is lined up in position and slips inside of you with no issue. The it happens. oOh come on, you know what happened. One of you starts to fart like crazy. If it is the male he will try to keep fucking. That might result in a musical series of fart blossom with each stroke. Or the woman starts farting. Feeling my farts now bounce of his balls. Now do you stop or continue on to meet that awkward silence of embarrassment at the end. I at this pint would start laughing and want my partner to continue.

Sex is meant to be fun, and funny at times. I find a good bout of laughter enhances the entire experience.

Care to sharing some of your personal ones?

Ann
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/15/2021 3:38 am

 That's a healthy way to look at things. 😎 ❗


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/15/2021 4:41 am

 Sex is a ridiculously funny thing. It always makes me smile and sometimes laugh.


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
11/15/2021 4:56 am

 I met my kink partner to soon after having a biopsy on my breast. The stitches broke. Was toembarrassed to say how it happens. I just said they broke
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
11/15/2021 5:45 am

 We are only human we have many faults
If we can laugh with them then laugh at them

Yes there has been times timing been off but we got around them.
We are not all pro and have it staged like a pron movie
Helm the first time with a friend from AdultFriendFinder she want it doggy she waiting for me now it been along time and I wanted her so bad. Well let say my head just hit her lips and I exploded how embarrassing for me and what was she thinking. I said sorry next time I'll get it in first.
She said yes to the next time at least.


EroticMusings2 59F  
661 posts
11/16/2021 3:23 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    That's a healthy way to look at things. 😎 ❗
Thank you
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 posts
11/16/2021 3:24 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Sex is a ridiculously funny thing. It always makes me smile and sometimes laugh.
Yes and to put the pleasure zones right next to the sanitation is a poorly thought out shape
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 posts
11/16/2021 3:24 am
    Quoting Brownie202:
    I met my kink partner to soon after having a biopsy on my breast. The stitches broke. Was toembarrassed to say how it happens. I just said they broke
Oh ouch and explain that one to the doctor
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 posts
11/16/2021 3:25 am
    Quoting  :
That is never a good one unless you are wearing something silly
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 posts
11/16/2021 3:26 am
    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    We are only human we have many faults
    If we can laugh with them then laugh at them

    Yes there has been times timing been off but we got around them.
    We are not all pro and have it staged like a pron movie
    Helm the first time with a friend from AdultFriendFinder she want it doggy she waiting for me now it been along time and I wanted her so bad. Well let say my head just hit her lips and I exploded how embarrassing for me and what was she thinking. I said sorry next time I'll get it in first.
    She said yes to the next time at least.
At least she knew you were very turned on.
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