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Funny Tuesday: xxxmas Eve and my Naughty List!
Posted:Dec 24, 2019 11:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2019 12:16 pm
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The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas.
"Something for my mother, please," she replied.
"Something for your mother? That's very loving and thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What would you like me bring her?"
Emily answered quickly, "A -in-law."



Q: What do a train set and boobs have in common?
A: They were both made for but dads can't help playing with them.


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
"In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

"Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

The man replied, "These are Carol's."

Merry Christmas everyone. If you're on the naughty list, we hope these jokes filled you with some cheer.



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Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe!
Posted:Dec 24, 2019 11:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2019 1:05 pm
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Kiss Under The Mistletoe!


Where is your Mistletoe?



I love being kissed!


I love long deep passionate kisses!


Kiss Under The Mistletoe!
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Happy Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Dec 24, 2019 10:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2019 1:13 pm
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Happy Titty Tuesday!


Lovely naturals just waiting please you!



I prefer a dirty girl in the shower!


Are you wearing a little red sexy dress for Christmas?


Happy Titty Tuesday!
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Funny Monday!
Posted:Dec 23, 2019 8:39 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2019 8:53 am
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Funny Monday!



Hello Monday!



Ok!


Oh shit!


Funny Monday!

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Would you eat a hairy cunt Monday?
Posted:Dec 23, 2019 8:37 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2019 9:19 am
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Would you eat a hairy cunt Monday?


Oh yes, a nice redhead!



Oh yeah, I like!


I take sloppy seconds, I don't care!


Would you eat a hairy cunt Monday?
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Back to work Monday office sex fantasy!
Posted:Dec 23, 2019 8:30 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2019 9:03 am
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Back work Monday office sex fantasy!


I my secretary my office take dictation!



She takes my dick in her mouth!


We clear of desk and she takes all the way in!


Back work Monday office sex fantasy!
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Funny Angels on Sunday!
Posted:Dec 22, 2019 11:07 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 2:38 pm
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Funny Angels on Sunday!


How can it be,
That my wife is an angel on Sundays you see,
and other days of the week she is so naughty and good simultaneously?



Her angelic wings just materialize spontaneously,


The balance works out so well for !


Funny Angels on Sunday!
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Legs Sunday!
Posted:Dec 22, 2019 11:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 2:39 pm
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Legs Sunday!


Sexy legs!



Sexy legs with sexy shoes!


Artsy sexy!


Legs Sunday!
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Self Pleasure Sundays!
Posted:Dec 22, 2019 10:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 2:33 pm
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Self Pleasure Sundays!


How often do you pleasure yourself?



When you take a bath and soak?


When you feel the need?


Self Pleasure Sundays!
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Blow Job Saturday!
Posted:Dec 21, 2019 9:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 2:51 pm
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Blow Job Saturday!


I like in her eyes while she is giving a blowjob!



Oh baby!


I can not help but cum!


Blow Job Saturday!
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Footjob Saturday!
Posted:Dec 21, 2019 9:40 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 2:44 pm
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Footjob Saturday!


Naughty feet!



A footjob and a blow job at the time, wow!


I don't care hands or feet I am cumming!


Footjob Saturday!
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Funny Saturday: Just for fun!
Posted:Dec 21, 2019 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2019 9:33 pm
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Funny Saturday:



... and don't forget your appointment at the Optician!



Beware of overconsumption of milk which can cause swelling of the breasts!



Jack do you want me make room for you?
No no I am ok!


Funny Saturday:
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Mirror Sex Friday!
Posted:Dec 20, 2019 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2019 8:44 pm
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Mirror Friday!












Mirror Friday!
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