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A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!  

Apollorising58 59M  
5141 posts
1/1/2020 3:36 pm
A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!




A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!


A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped and granted them each wish. The redhead wished be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish friends were ."



A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need another, but have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go the market and see if I can find for that amount. If I can, I will you a telegram." She goes the market and finds for $499. Having dollar left, she goes the telegraph office and finds that it costs dollar per word. She is stumped on how tell the blonde bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"


There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.


A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!


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Wonder167 53F  
4558 posts
1/2/2020 5:31 pm

Holy hell, I'd need a whole lotta vaseline to get me into a dress like that! I saw where Ashley Graham wore a latex dress, pregnant? She rocked it too! One day I'll get one, it will help hold everything in place!


Tmptrzz 57F  
74920 posts
1/2/2020 11:51 am

That second one was too funny.. Have a great Thursday my friend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


bbuckwwheat 61M
3104 posts
1/1/2020 9:55 pm

And what title do you give a redhead sitting between a blonde and a brunette?
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Looking4fun10180 60M
60 posts
1/1/2020 5:00 pm

That was fun.
Thnaks


pocogato12 67F  
32105 posts
1/1/2020 4:50 pm

Oh Dear Lord, The tears are running down my cheeks

the ones on my face!!

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shadowtoo69 64M  
887 posts
1/1/2020 4:14 pm

Thanks for the laugh..


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/1/2020 4:08 pm



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