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Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!  

Apollorising58 59M  
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1/17/2020 8:16 pm
Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!




Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!


1 Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.

2 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

3 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.



4 I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

5 Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

6 If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.




7 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8 Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

9 If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.


Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!


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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/20/2020 12:29 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some great pick up lines my friend, I do hope your Friday was a good one. And I hope you have an even better weekend..
I as so happy the Niners won!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/20/2020 12:28 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I do so love cheesy pick up lines that make me laugh and these ones did my sexy friend..Thanks for sharing...xx
Silly, cheesy butt fun!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/20/2020 12:26 pm

    Quoting seeusseeu:
    wanna grab an pizza and fuck.... what you dont like pizza ?
That is a great pick-up line!

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Tmptrzz 57F  
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1/18/2020 11:31 am

Some great pick up lines my friend, I do hope your Friday was a good one. And I hope you have an even better weekend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


author51 57F  
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1/18/2020 12:31 am

I do so love cheesy pick up lines that make me laugh and these ones did my sexy friend..Thanks for sharing...xx

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


seeusseeu 39M/38F  
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1/17/2020 9:52 pm

wanna grab an pizza and fuck.... what you dont like pizza ?


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/17/2020 9:38 pm

I have been with the same woman for 14 years so I don't have to use pick-up lines!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/17/2020 8:39 pm

What do you like about pick-up lines or not?

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