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Funny Sunday Done Just For Fun!  

Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:07 pm
Funny Sunday Done Just For Fun!




Funny Sunday:


, I Have Sinned...
blonde joke from yvonne
A man goes to confession and says to the priest, ", I have sinned. I slept with five women last night." The priest says, "Go home, squeeze five lemons into a cup, and drink it really fast."

The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins?" The priest says, "No. But it will wipe that smirk off your face."



A Blonde Robs a Bank...
blonde joke from olivia wilde
After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, "Po-ta-to."


We Don't to Blondes...
blonde joke from jennifer esposito
A blond goes into an electronics store and asks, "How much is this TV?" Salesman says, "Sorry, we don't to blonds." So she dyes her hair and comes back as a brunette. "How much is this TV?" she asks. Again the salesman says, "I'm sorry, we don't to blonds." Weeks later she goes in as a redhead, but again he announces, "We don't to blonds!" Finally she says, "My hair is red. How did you know I was really a blond?" The salesman says, "Because it's not a TV. It's a microwave."


Funny Sunday:


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author51 57F  
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1/13/2020 12:12 am

That last one had me laughing out loud my funny friend..Happy Monday..xx

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 9:17 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some funny ones today my friend..
I am glad you like humor my friend!{=}

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Tmptrzz 57F  
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1/12/2020 4:15 pm

Some funny ones today my friend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 3:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks and have a great Sunday!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:51 pm

Humor and sex!

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Db2411 47M
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1/12/2020 12:41 pm

Hot and funny


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:34 pm

    Quoting headssup:
    lol love it, great jokes
Great to hear you have a sense of humor!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:33 pm

Great have a great Sunday!

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headssup 46M
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1/12/2020 12:32 pm

lol love it, great jokes


goodplay696 32M
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1/12/2020 12:29 pm

this made my day much better


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:29 pm

Thanks for visiting and commenting!

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Archimage_CA 57M
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1/12/2020 12:26 pm

Hilarious blog made me laugh..


Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:11 pm

What is with blondes and big dicks anyway?

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Apollorising58 59M  
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1/12/2020 12:10 pm

What did you find funny this Sunday?

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