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Funny Tuesday: xxxmas Eve and my Naughty List!  

Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 11:13 am
Funny Tuesday: xxxmas Eve and my Naughty List!







The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas.
"Something for my mother, please," she replied.
"Something for your mother? That's very loving and thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What would you like me bring her?"
Emily answered quickly, "A -in-law."



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A: They were both made for but dads can't help playing with them.


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
"In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

"Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

The man replied, "These are Carol's."

Merry Christmas everyone. If you're on the naughty list, we hope these jokes filled you with some cheer.





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vopesahe 58F  
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12/24/2019 1:34 pm

Good ones. Apollo.

They deleted my links for my pics again. I will change that asap.

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Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:16 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Merry Christmas to you and yours my friend.Thanks for the laughter.....xx
Same back always in JOY!{=}

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Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:15 pm

Merry xxxmas!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Lots of love and Merry Christmas!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:12 pm

Thanks for visiting and comments and Merry xxxmas to you!

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author51 57F  
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12/24/2019 12:12 pm

Merry Christmas to you and yours my friend.Thanks for the laughter.....xx

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:10 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Great post! Merry Christmas!
She has you on her naughty list!

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Apollorising58 59M  
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12/24/2019 12:07 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    He sure does my friend..
You are on my naughty list sexy!

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PoppyCockUr 61M  
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12/24/2019 11:53 am

jingle bells


Leegs2012 47M
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12/24/2019 11:44 am

Good ones!! LOL!!


ltrskr 71M  
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12/24/2019 11:38 am

Great post! Merry Christmas!


Tmptrzz 57F  
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12/24/2019 11:17 am

He sure does my friend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


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