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Men: How to get women to watch your webcam (this really works!)  

BardisBi 57M  
38 posts
7/18/2019 3:57 pm
Men: How to get women to watch your webcam (this really works!)

So, I accidentally clicked on the Live Member Webcams link earlier today. What were the first 0 or so webcams of?

Men masturbating. Wacking the weiners. Pulling the puds. Spanking the monkeys. Flogging the Bishops. One row after another of lonely penis-pullers.

Guys.... I got bad news: You all the same (with the occasional inch freak of nature thrown in). I even visited a few of the webcams to read the live-streaming comments. Those were also all the same - old guys who write, "I can't wait to get my mouth/ass on that!" sure that just annoyed most of you guys, who are usually listed as straight (read my other posts about THAT issue ) and were probably hoping that some random female sees you tugging your junk and saying, "Oh, you need to bang me now!" (it does occasionally happen, usually from a lady on the other side of the planet ).

You want to have women throw themselves at you the moment they start watching your webcam? Allow me to suggest some GUARANTEED TO WORK scenarios on what you should do on your webcam:
1) Do dishes wearing a towel
2) Fold laundry in your underwear
3) Fix the toilet wearing some old sweatpants
4) Run your webcam while you shop for fruits and vegetables at the local grocer wearing an appropriately-sized t-shirt and jeans.
5) Show yourself sitting at a table in casual clothes, writing checks to your . On time. (If your are already , just run your webcam while you your mom to thank her for being there for you and raising you right)

These are just a few suggestions to get your creative juices (you know, the non-seminal kind) flowing. Let your imagination run wild. You get the idea.

Just.... stop masturbating.

BardisBi 57M  
40 posts
7/18/2019 3:58 pm

 No, seriously, this works.


Wonder167 53F

7/18/2019 4:04 pm

 How about sitting at a table in his custom home, counting $100 bills?


busybutlonely70 40F

7/18/2019 4:35 pm

 I don’t like watching a guy jack off unless it’s a guy I’m interested in and he’s either in front of me or it’s a video only for me. Just being honest.


loverboyjj0066 41M
13 posts
7/18/2019 5:22 pm

 this sounds like it would work


BiggLala 48F  
29184 posts
7/18/2019 6:01 pm

 Phffft, please! These don't work. I'll tell you what will REALLY work...(for this perv at least)

1) False. Do dishes NAKED. Cooking with nothing but an apron works in a pinch.

2) Again...false. Fold laundry...NAKED.

3) Sigh...I'm starting to sound like a broken record.
Although...🤔...given the physical nature of repair work, I'll say...ummm...wearing loose, low hanging PJs. Or...boxer briefs.

4) Okay...can't play that naked record on this one. Sooo...yeah...a nice pair of fitting jeans and relaxed t-shirt as you casually shop is a pretty attractive image.
Note: you'll be blocked for wearing skinny jeans.

5) Dammit, no...no...NO! Naked! Sit at your desk naked while handling paperwork.
(But ummm...not if you're calling your mom )

Hmmm...I bet most think me saying naked for everything means 'show my cock'. Oh those with such limited thinking. Bless their hearts.

Hope I helped.
🙋🏽
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BardisBi 57M  
40 posts
7/18/2019 6:22 pm
    Quoting BiggLala:
    Phffft, please! These don't work. I'll tell you what will REALLY work...(for this perv at least)

    1) False. Do dishes NAKED. Cooking with nothing but an apron works in a pinch.

    2) Again...false. Fold laundry...NAKED.

    3) Sigh...I'm starting to sound like a broken record.
    Although...🤔...given the physical nature of repair work, I'll say...ummm...wearing loose, low hanging PJs. Or...boxer briefs.

    4) Okay...can't play that naked record on this one. Sooo...yeah...a nice pair of fitting jeans and relaxed t-shirt as you casually shop is a pretty attractive image.
    Note: you'll be blocked for wearing skinny jeans.

    5) Dammit, no...no...NO! Naked! Sit at your desk naked while handling paperwork.
    (But ummm...not if you're calling your mom )

    Hmmm...I bet most think me saying naked for everything means 'show my cock'. Oh those with such limited thinking. Bless their hearts.

    Hope I helped.
    🙋🏽
Well, doing any of those things in a "clothing optional" fashion would probably work as well. Generally, I try to avoid doing household tasks where my block and tackle might be subject to chemicals or being struck


BardisBi 57M  
40 posts
7/18/2019 6:23 pm
    Quoting Wonder167:
    How about sitting at a table in his custom home, counting $100 bills?
I like the way you think, Wonder


BiggLala 48F  
29184 posts
7/18/2019 7:32 pm
    Quoting BardisBi:
    Well, doing any of those things in a "clothing optional" fashion would probably work as well. Generally, I try to avoid doing household tasks where my block and tackle might be subject to chemicals or being struck
Generally, I try to avoid doing household tasks where my block and tackle might be subject to chemicals or being struck
-Understood. Makes perfect sense to put safety first!

Okay so...naked activities we agree on are paying bills and folding clothes. Honorable mention to cooking with nothing on but an apron. I mean...that's what aprons are for, right? 😈 Like...sandwiches don't splatter...bacon? Noooooooo!

Glad we got that solved.
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CocknLoadXX7 59M
32 posts
7/18/2019 9:58 pm

 I Just get naked and stroke my cock and they stop by to watch. If they are horny and need to cum they will stay and watch...simple as that... Happy cam play ya'll...


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