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Pork N Beans
Posted:Dec 3, 2010 1:53 am
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They say
I need some Rogaine
To put in my hair
Work it out at the gym
To fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades
That transform a tool
You'd hate
For the to think
That you lost your cool

I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think

Everyone likes to dance
To a happy song
(Hey, hey)
With a catchy chorus and beat
So they can sing along
(Hey, hey)
Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him
I can perfect the art

I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think

No I don't care
I don't care

I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think!

~Weezer~
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C'Mere...
Posted:Nov 25, 2010 4:38 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 6:19 pm
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Yanno...so, ya think ya know who I am ? really? heh, I still bet
not... I'm harvesting up the words I put down...hang on...
pay attention... step into my mind for a bit but fer gawds sake,
wipe yer feet first ! sheesh... were you raised in a barn?....

If Today was Your Last Day

Good words to read , especially today as it's Thanksgiving...but
that is not why I picked this. I was reminded of a great movie I
saw a few years ago...it was called " Last Night " a Canadian Film
about the Earth on it's last night before it gets destroyed. They
never completely say from what, but you get the feeling it's a
meteor or some other cosmic upset, that's gonna fry us. Now talk
about a bad hair day ! Anyway... the movie shows a handful of
folks.. and how they "planned" their "last night." What would you
want to do? Who would you want to see or be with before it's all
over....?

A with no Name

Always loved this song...makes you empathize on your tough days
about just saying fug it and walk off into the distant dunes...
you wonder who might miss you. I mentioned my 25th HS reunion is
approaching- well it's tomorrow- and I'm not going. My thoughts
are... I've been in the desert for 25 years... and only a few old
friends know who I am and know how to find me...will anyone else
miss my presence tomorrow ...? after a few drinks at another time
I'll tell them I was there ! would they really know ??
Acquaintances... not the real deal....

BUNNY !

Oh! I love this movie. The Nightmare before Christmas. It's fun.
It's silly. It reminds me way back in my life...when I was married
to a man who wanted to be a horror writer. Halloween was a big
deal in my house. Each day in October we added one more thing to
our front yard... tombstones...ghosts... etc.. and on Halloween
dressed my ex up as Grub the Ghoul. I think he had more fun scarin
the bejebus out of the parents more than the . And the second
part of this memory...is that I also lost Christmas when my
marriage ended. Christmas was a big BIG deal in his family. His
Mom even has Christmas toilet paper... doesn't that say it all ?
I'm still waiting to see if Jack Skellington can bring it back
for me one day... or maybe even Santa himself...

Get a Leg Up

I'm pretty good with first impressions
But sometimes I'm not always right

Don't go making hasty judgements
Because sometimes they could be wrong
Nothing wrong with a good time
Just keep yourself protected, make a list
And you can bet your life that the women don't know
The little girls are acting like this
So the next time a young one moves up
And she whispers in your ear
Get a leg up
Get a leg over boy
Get a leg up
Now don't you be shy, shy, shy

...you never know who may whisper in your ear...

Feeling Good

My best friend from Cali posted this song on FB first and put it
here. When I listened to it... slow... bluesy... appropriate to
the changes in his life and mine... across a country... your true
friends can still bring you back to better times and days walking
out in a beach cove in N. Cali... picking up agates...sand under
our feet...under blue skies...out of sight of our problems for
a while... I'm blessed to have good friends who can say...C'mon...
C'mere...let's go laugh...the other stuff will be ok...really...
it will...

Swinging on a Star

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

Who Wants to Live Forever

Highlander...The Gathering...another kewl movie of it's time.
...but The Gathering was also the name of the first chatsite of
which I was a denizen... Mostly roleplayers { think D&D not the
card game} we chatted in character...I met a few of my best
friends there... it changed my life... in many... many ways...
...but like all empires...it crumbled in time...

Who dares to love forever
When love must die?
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today

Once in a Lifetime

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
You may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
You may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"

Psst... the grass is greener on the other side of the fence
'cause there is a septic field there...

Magic

Xanadu... not so great movie... but some fun/guilty pleasure music
came of it Yanno, everything happens for a reason... most
angels never wear wings...

I know... Awww, is dat all? I know y'all will be waiting with
baited breath { Here, please take an Altoid } for the next
installment... and remember.. omg... it's not about you
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Magic
Posted:Nov 20, 2010 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2020 3:0 am
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Come take my hand
You should know me
I've always been in your mind
You know I will be kind
I'll be guiding you

Building your dream
Has to start now
There's no other road to take
You won't make a mistake
I'll be guiding you

You have to believe
We are magic
Nothing can stand in our way
You have to believe
We are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

>From where I stand
You are home free
The planets align so rare
There's promise in the air
And I'm guiding you

Through every turn
I'll be near you
I'll come any time you call
I'll catch you when you fall
I'll be guiding you

You have to believe
We are magic
Nothing can stand in our way
You have to believe
We are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

You have to believe
We are magic
Nothing can stand in our way
You have to believe
We are magic
Don't let your aim ever stray
And if all your hopes survive
Destiny will arrive
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you
I'll bring all your dreams alive
For you

~Olivia Newton John~
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Once in a Lifetime
Posted:Nov 20, 2010 2:08 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2020 3:0 am
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Leting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
You may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
You may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, look where my hand was

Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs
Here comes the twister

Letting the days go by
Letting the days go by
Once in a lifetime
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by

~Talking Heads~
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Who Wants to Live Forever
Posted:Nov 19, 2010 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2020 3:0 am
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There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams
Yet slips away from us
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever.....?
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment
Set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever.....?
Who dares to love forever
When love must die?
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Forever is our today
Who waits forever anyway?

~Queen~
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Swinging on a Star
Posted:Nov 17, 2010 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2010 8:39 am
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Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He ain't got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?

A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
And to fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

~Frank Sinatra~
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Feeling Good
Posted:Nov 7, 2010 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2010 8:39 am
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Birds flying high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin' on by you know how I feel

(refrainx2
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good

Fish in the sea you know how I feel
River running free you know how I feel
Blossom on the tree you know how I feel

(refrain)

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don't you know
Butterflies all havin' fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when day is done
That's what I mean

And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

~Nina Simone~
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Get a Leg Up
Posted:Nov 7, 2010 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2010 4:31 am
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Don't look at me, don't touch me
Keep your mind straight ahead
Don't get no funny ideas about me
Or you'll wish that you were dead
That's what I'm thinking she must be thinking
The girl I spent 53 bucks on last night
She gives me a look from the corner of her eye
That says "Boy, keep acting right."
How surprised was I
When she leaned over and whispered in my ear
Get a leg up
Get a leg over boy
Get a leg up
What's the matter
Are you shy, shy, shy?
I'm pretty good with first impressions
But sometimes I'm not always right
I pulled the car to the shoulder of the road
To see what she had in mind
Want me to spend the night
Hey lover boy you know I will
And my best girlfriend lives down the road
Together we will thrill ya
And I'm thinking to myself
I could be lucky Pierre tonight
If I could get a leg up
If I could get a leg over boy
You know I ain't that handsome
But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy
The rest of the night went on and on
And the moral to this song
Don't go making hasty judgements
Because sometimes they could be wrong
Nothing wrong with a good time
Just keep yourself protected, make a list
And you can bet your life that the women don't know
The little girls are acting like this
So the next time a young one moves up
And she whispers in your ear
Get a leg up
Get a leg over boy
Get a leg up
Now don't you be shy, shy, shy

~John Mellencamp~
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Halloween ~
Posted:Oct 31, 2010 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2020 3:0 am
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Witches and goblins, spooks and elves,
With sprites and gnomes from elf-land delves,
Tonight are flying here and there,
Yes, up and down and everywhere.
For this one night in all the year
They rule the earth and bring great fear
To all the naughty little boys
Who tease good girls and break their toys.

These spooks they also make girls sad
When they are selfish, cross and bad;
So when it's dark, bad boys and maids,
They see these awful fearsome shades,
And that is why with covered heads,
They trembling lie in their warm beds.

But even there they goblins see,
Spooks and gnomes, and all that be
Abroad upon weird Halloween
When all the wizards may be seen
By naughty and grown-up folks
Who like to play most wicked jokes.

But good and gentle boys,
The who are their mothers' joys
They like the dark just as the light,
For spooks never come within their sight,
And in their dreams they lovely elves
Show them bright scenes from fairy delves.

So, if tonight you are afraid
Of any spook or any shade,
We'll know you are a naughty ,
So cross and wilful, rude and wild.

Only Naughty See Spooks on Halloween

by Winifred Sackville Stoner, Jr.
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BUNNY !
Posted:Oct 26, 2010 9:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2010 2:30 am
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Lock, Barrel, Shock: Jack! Jack! We caught him.
[catching themselves]

Lock, Barrel, Shock: We *got* him.

Jack Skellington: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!
[opens it up to reveal the Easter bunny]

Jack Skellington: That's not Sandy Claws!

Shock: It isn't?

Barrel: Who is it?

Behemoth: [the Easter bunny hops up a set of steps and up to the Behemouth, sniffing him - he points at it] BUNNY!

[it leaps back into the covered tub, terrified]

Jack Skellington: Not Sandy Claws... Take him back!

Lock: We followed your instructions...

Barrel: We went through the door...

Jack Skellington: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like *this*.
[shows Christmas cookie in shape of tree]

Shock: I *told* you!

Jack Skellington: [Lock and Shock fight, Jack buries his face in his hand and after a moment stretches out his jaw and screams] AURR!

[they stop fighting and gasp with Barrel]

Jack Skellington: [to the Easter bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.

[to the henchmen]
Jack Skellington: Take *him* home first. And apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.

Barrel: Got it.

Lock: We'll get it right...

Lock, Barrel, Shock: Next time.

~a quote from : The Nightmare before Christmas~
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A with no Name
Posted:Oct 22, 2010 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2010 8:27 pm
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On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

After nine days I let the run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I've been through the desert on a with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
...

~America~
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If Today was your Last Day
Posted:Oct 15, 2010 4:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2020 3:0 am
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My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift and not a given right
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to take the path less traveled by
That first step you take is the longest stride

If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?

Against the grain should be a way of life
What's worth the price is always worth the fight
Every second counts 'cause there's no second try
So live like you're never living twice
Don't take the free ride in your own life

If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had?

And would you call those friends you never see?
Reminisce old memories?
Would you forgive your enemies?
And would you find that one you're dreaming of?
Swear up and down to God above
That you'd finally fall in love if today was your last day?

If today was your last day
Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart?
You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars
Regardless of who you are

So do whatever it takes
'Cause you can't rewind a moment in this life
Let nothing stand in your way
'Cause the hands of time are never on your side

If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had?

And would you call those friends you never see?
Reminisce old memories?
Would you forgive your enemies?
And would you find that one you're dreaming of
Swear up and down to God above
That you'd finally fall in love if today was your last day?

~Nickelback~
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And Now for Something Completely Different ...
Posted:Oct 12, 2010 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2010 6:49 pm
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It is not youuuuuuu, it's not about youuuuu
it's about meeeeeeeeeeee...

and then mostly not...

Got yer pencils ready?... there will be a quiz at
the end of this class...

Jobhunters : Make a note

So, like, Honesty is the best policy, yanno...

Would ya like fries with that?....

Love Stinks

I love the J. Geils Band. yep.. so much so that 2 summers
ago I did something I thought I'd never do... I went down
to AC to see them in concert... alone. Now, mind you they
had not performed in yearsssss so this was a great chance
to see them... and when I was younger just never got to
see them in concert. The significant thing about this was
I was alone in a crowd and it was ok... and oh... yeah... Love
is great... but can definitely stink, too *LOL*

Nothing to be done

We are all waiting for Godot really.. if you have never
encountered the play.. I do recommend it. And as all plays
it is best experienced as a play but it is an easy read.
I was fortunate to be forced in college to read this, which
usually is a damn shame to make reading etc a chore instead
of a love. On another note, the campus play that Fall was also
Waiting for Godot. I saw that with my exhusband- loved it.
but yanno what was best part of the whole play? The part when
one of the two actors looked up the aisle and saw my crossed
legs out from under my blue dress and gave my ex a wink and a
nod. It's nice to be shown off proudly...

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces

I am a poker player, I like guns and I'd shoot that Murphy
guy dead if I ever laid eyes on him.

`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

I love the tale of Alice in Wonderland. I've been called the
Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire cat and gawd knows what else.
I was told after I got my tattoo : I never pictured you as
a tattoo person. My reply: There is a LOT you do not know about
me !

Heh.

~me~*ow~*

People are People

Good song. Pertinent. I had a discussion with my best friend
from college one day about her having issues with such a mixed
population at our University. She grew up in rural W. Pa that
had only 1 Black family. She expressed having some anxiety about
it being so different. I looked at her and said: Melanin.
you are just talking about what degree/amount we carry. I have
a prob with folks who bash based on differences...

Moondance

Awww a squishy romantic song... bah.. I posted it cause it
was used on one of my favorite movies: American Werewolf in
London.

" A naked American man stole my balloons."

Brandy { You're a Fine Girl }

Yep, I get called Brandy a lot in chat. I kinda like it.
I am a fine girl etc etc etc...
but did ya know...

He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailor said " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

All true. He drove up from VA. Sent a car to pick me up and
drive to Philly to meet him for VIP tix to Cirque du Soilel.
He brought gifts. He was the wonderful tall dark Stranger/friend
I had envisioned. It was Magical... and like all Faerie Tales...
he kissed me goodbye and went back to Iraq...

Spanish Caravan

How can you not think of just running away like a gypsy in
the night when you hear this song...?

Hotel California

My fellows chatters of the Philly Tri-state room know why I post
this. A FF is the Hotel California. You join. You stay. You
leave but you never really leave... unless you make a flying leap
to escape... we'll be waiting.

Silent Lucidity

Great song. A lullaby we all need to hear...

I- will be watching over you
I- am gonna help you see it through
I- will protect you in the night
I- am smiling next to you, in Silent Lucidity

OK, ok I was joking about the quiz...
I expect a full summary of all the chapters we've
covered thus far... no google

Now, go play... be happy...
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