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Bad Kisser
Posted:Sep 17, 2018 5:45 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2020 8:1 am

Why does a bad kisser not realize they are a bad kisser? I really don’t get it. I mean if I were to kiss someone and their hands were instantly placed on my chest to keep me from getting closer… well ok, in my case the hands are usually placed on my chest as soon as they have a chance… but back to the kissing thing – if you’re kissing someone and they push you away from them STOP whatever you were doing because obviously the recipient of your undesired affections has issues with your methods. Come on guys, its not that difficult!
Hot Stuff!
Posted:Sep 17, 2018 5:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2020 8:1 am

It started with a wink and then a message on AdultFriendFinder. Will had a great playful profile that got my attention, and something about my profile had him wanting to impress me. After a few conversations he invited me over for dinner and maybe some dessert
I dressed up for him and by the time I got to his house he already had his grill going. He gave me a drink and had me sit down to visit him while he prepared the rest of our meal. A man that can cook definitely has my attention. He fussed about chopping all kinds of things for his famous home-made salsa and the pork chops had been marinating for hours, it all smelled wonderful. We ate and watched a movie together, or maybe just part of a movie, LOL, it didn’t take us long to get naked and in bed together. He was a great kisser and I was really warming up to him, but wait- I was getting warmer, and warmer and all of a sudden burning, ooowww, ouchieeee, omg, “What are you doing with your fingers??” Okay, my pussy is now aching and not in the pleasant way! I push him off me and let him know something is not right. He takes his fingers out of me. “What the hell, did you not wash your hands after cutting those peppers?”
Will stands up by the side of the bed bewildered. He watches me squirm for a bit and then gets a case of the giggles, he than goes to wipe a tear from his eye and manages to put some of the hot pepper residue into his eye. Now he starts jumping around saying it burns and I get the giggles between my own burning spasms! He runs to the bathroom and starts to try and flush his eye out with water. Than he comes back and asks me what he can do to help. I suggest, err demand, that he plant his face between my thighs and keeps on licking until I feel better. Eventually things cooled down and we could laugh about it together, but lets just say I’m not a big fan of handmade salsa anymore!
You look like a dick...
Posted:Sep 17, 2018 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2020 8:1 am

...is what I think every time I log on to check for mail from friends and get an unsolicited cock pic.

I know this is a sex site, but cant you bother to keep a little of the sexY in it??

Being a woman on this site means we are inundated with options every time we stop here so men you have to do something to make us think you are more than a dick! Okay, okay some of you have pretty amazing members but so does Adam & Eve and we dont have to worry about catching anything or being the only one that doesnt reach orgasm. You know who you are you worthless fks.

So, send a message that shows off some of your personality - hello - truly isnt enough, and dont be ashamed to show your face!
Too Late For Sanity
Posted:Dec 1, 2013 11:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2018 3:41 pm

One should probably never blog after a busy almost sleepless weekend after 1am but then again I'm not one to do what one should.. anyway

The Gods of this site had granted me gold for the last year which allowed me a terrible snooping habit of watching far too many live shows, often of men proud of such little or boasters and braggers that are apparently still not busy screwing real people. However, there is at times a good show (to me) and a hot couple really enjoying each other or possibly enjoying each other and another couple, lol.

Which brings me to another frequent late night pass time - watching odd porn clips. A young friend I met through here hooks me up with links he likes - which saves me time in my busy day (he's so thoughtful and yet distracting). This practice has I'm afraid made me far to good at pleasing myself...

Sorry forgot my point and was wandering off into the land of mental masturbation but I'm back. Okay, gold vs no gold, my year is up and once again a message from me is being spammed to every Harry Dick Tom out there, they are usually a new member and not aware that I may actually not want to meet and fuck them ASAP. My porn viewing has also made me aware that flashing ads saying "you must be willing to fuck ugly women" sends people directly to this site. Must be why I get those great emails with just the words, "wanna fuck" ????

Damn I'm tired and I didn't bring a big enough towel to keep me out of my own wet spot. Yup, porn and the wand again, one of these days I'd like a lil skin on skin again. He'll probably be someone that actually takes the time to read this post LOL. Night night.

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