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Kiss me…
Posted:Oct 6, 2021 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2021 12:58 pm
Tracing my lips with your fingertips
Watching me as your tongue takes a dip
Twisting my nipples, you watch me stare
Exploring my crevices everywhere
Into the darkness, and into the depths
Growling as you make me wet.

Nipping me here and biting me
Hooking your fingers in my secret lair
Moving them in a come hither way
Sucking on me like you were starved that day
Into the darkness, and into the depths
Smiling as you make me wet.
Can’t be everyone’s favorite girl…
Posted:Oct 5, 2021 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2021 3:53 pm
My friend saw this meme and thought of me. I could not stop laughing.

Once upon a time, I would have people tell me I was too much, which often left me feeling like I was defective in a way, and would drive myself crazy thinking of ways to be less, so they would like me more.

took me a while to realize at the end of the day, people’s feelings towards how I should be to fit into their life is really 0% their problem and 0% mine.

For those need be reminded every once on a while, “You are enough. You are loveable. You are my favorite kind of person.”
hello... is this thing on?
Posted:Sep 27, 2021 2:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 5:47 pm
the cool thing about having is when they geek out the things you do, and find the things funny... but of course, there are times when you take a swing, and miss... case in point, we were watching the anmie, demon slayer, and there was a part where tanjiro is trying his respect a demon he chopped by bowing and saying, "rest in peace..." the were suprisingly into it, and not saying anything...

i blurted out, "it's more like, 'rest in pieces!!!" and started laughing at my own joke... bc c'mon, it's super witty...

my eldest turned his head slightly at , and he face was like 😑

which made laugh even harder bc i knew he totally got the joke, but was refusing to acknowledge the genius behind it...

he eventually rolled his eyes while smiling, which i'll take as a win..
His return
Posted:Sep 22, 2021 3:14 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2021 4:09 pm
She tried away to avoid his eye contact, turning her head in the process. The fork full of sweet potato fell an inch short of her mouth. She watched open-mouthed in horror as the potato fell to the floor between them. She silently prayed he was the other way. His knowing smile told otherwise as he reached down to pick it up and place it discreetly into his napkin.

"I was hoping you didn't see that." She smiled back at him only to look down at her plate as she felt self-conscious again under his gaze. The arm that was resting on the back of her seat moved to her waist as he pulled her closer to him in the booth. His hand moving up and down her bac Finally resting at her lower back, as he signaled to the waiter for the chec

Her mind wandered back to their first date a couple of weeks before after weeks of endless flirty texts and phone conversations. Their sun from their lunch date faded into dusk when she finally noticed the time. She had less than an hour to get ready for wor Reluctantly, they left the restaurant. Hoping to extend his time with her, he offered to accompany her to her car. She leaned into him as he put his arm around her.

“That’s my…” She trailed off, pointing to her car as they passed it. She smiled and dropped it, realizing he was trying to extend the date further. They continued to walk on, admiring the eclectic neighborhood of aged bungalows overtowered by modern micro mansions. She couldn’t remember what they talked about only that she felt unusually comfortable in his presence. When she noticed the night sky peppered with stars, she told him she really had to go. He finally agreed to call it a night and began the trek back to her car where it was parked near a dimly lit street lamp. She hugged him goodbye, wondering if it would be inappropriate to kiss him as they stood in front of a stranger’s house. As she pulled away, he leaned in, planting a chaste kiss on her lips.

“Are you ready?” His deep voice cut into her thoughts before she was able to reminisce about the good part of the date where they continued to feverishly make out in her car as she sat in the driver’s seat and he stood inside her door. She remembered at him expectantly and asked if he wanted to get a hotel room. He paused as he looked like he was mentally running down a to-do list of things before saying it would have to wait until next time. She inwardly groaned at having to wait another few weeks for his return back into town.

Standing up to help her out of the booth, it was his turn to look at her expectantly as he placed a hotel key into her open hand, and smiled as her eyes lit up.
You are more than just a phase…
Posted:Sep 20, 2021 1:54 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2021 6:35 am
It’s amazing how people come into your life and take your breath away. Sometimes it’s that sucker punch in the gut kind of feeling that leaves you feeling KO’d. Yet, there are also times when you meet someone who makes you forget to breath, only to breathe new life into you by just being.

The funny thing is when you stop to look at those KO’d moments properly, you are instantly up-leveled into a space where you can smell future bullshit moments/people from a mile a way, and you’re able to adjust things accordingly.

At the same time, your new bullshit meter also puts you into a space to ignore all the fluff, and surround yourself with some pretty amazing people/situations. Learning to trust opening your heart again after being burned a couple times by life is harder than it looks, but the risk is so worth it. I’m finding it easier to take life one day a time rather than laying down a 5 year plan. As they always say (ok, mostly me), “Things are fun until they’re not,” and I’m having way too much fun with a certain someone.

Speaking of (almost) KO’d moments, that final fight scene from the movie Snatch where Mickey rises from the mat to knock the f-$& out the other guy always blows my mind. Well, that movie in general—*chef’s kiss*…

The meme is from Pinterest.
You almost always pick the best times to drop the worst lines
Posted:Feb 7, 2021 12:55 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2021 12:22 am
Don’t you hate it when someone says something, and initially you’re like, “ok, whatever,” but then you think about it and you’re like, “fuck, I should have said (fill-in-the-blank).”

Case in point he told me I’m nothing like his other lover, and I was like, “uh, thank you?”

But then I got home and was like, “dang it! I could have used that line from The Incredible Jessica James (movie)!”

Let me set the scene...
Jessica is eating dinner with her blind d who says, “you’re nothing like my ex.” As a viewer, one would easily assume he meant ethnically since he’s white and she’s blac She has a quick look of disgust at his comment, like “did he just fucking say that?”

Sdrastically she responds, “what? Is she short, fat and fugly?”

It was hilarious bc the dude’s face was like, “didn’t see that coming... uh, not too sure how to answer that...”

It would have felt so good to use that line, but fit for me so like, I’d say, “what? Is she tall, skinny and fugly?”

It probably wouldn’t make much sense if he never saw the movie. Whatever. It’s still a great retort.

Picture credit: @litcatholicmemes
Just like a match you tried to incinerate the lives of everyone you loved.
Posted:Feb 3, 2021 9:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2021 3:52 pm
So some interesting truths came into light. Now I can’t say that I’m completely blameless in all of this, but *in my best Mary Catherine Gallerger voice*, “my feelings would best be expressed in a scene from X-men between Wolverine and Yuriko.”

Wolverine: Yuriko?

Deathstrike: Yuriko? There is no Yuriko. There is only Deathstrike!

And scene...

The thing about a person coming clean to you is that it’s super convenient to point the finger and be like, “I can’t believe you lied to me!” Given some thought on the matter, I would be lying if I said didn’t lie through omission, which really isn’t that much better than outright lying, so I guess we’re even. Not that we should be counting, but more like, “you can’t be that butt hurt over this.”

Although I’m thankful we have come to a point in this “relationship” for him to have this truth vomit episode and regurgitate everything out on the table, I was completely taken aback, and wondered out loud if I should bail.

At the same time, I can see how this was his effort to show me how committed he was to making things work between us moving forward. I will say it took some guts for him to lay himself out there knowing full well I was prepared to peace out. Also, it was brave of him to tell me how he felt about me given he’s like the crypt keeper when it comes to his innermost feelings. If I was him, I’d like to know that person I just filleted my heart open to was graceful enough to hear me out if I came clean, and perhaps be just as forgiving.

The truth is, I’m still processing exactly what he’s offering me—an open relationship, which is basically the type of relationship I’ve been curious to explore, but never met someone I was remotely interested in exploring it with. But I am with him, and I am scared shitless.

The ability to grow and explore sexuality with someone in such a way and not feel like you have to watch your every move in effort to avoid jealousy/fighting is something I feel at the core of me fits my ideals, but what if it’s not what it’s cracked up be? What if we hurt each other? Or I don’t want to play anymore? Obviously, the opportunity say no and walk away is always there, but would I be wishing we never took that leap?

One might ask, “How do you know he’s being sincere, and not bullshitting you to keep you from leaving?” Well, I don’t. I do know that he has the same fears and misgivings that I do. That has to mean something.

Growth is never easy nor cut and dry. However, the reality about growth, especially between two people, is that no matter how much you wish things were like before, things have changed. The shift has caused each person view the other person and the situation differently, which is neither entirely good nor bad—just information.

Hopefully, each person comes out stronger in the end, but not as vengeful as Lady Deathstrike. 🤓

Picture credit SNL fandom off Pinterest
Well, what? I said, “With all due respect.”
Posted:Jan 29, 2021 5:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2021 4:43 pm
I wonder if anyone can guess where that quote came from.

Someone decided that was important for me know that sometimes I say things that are not what “normal” people would say. First off, “normal” is subjective and second, I’m not “normal.” . . I said . The fucking cat is out of the bag.

Normally I would feel guilty and/or bad that my words were misconstrued, and I’d spend waaay too much time trying to explain what I really meant, but not today!!!

I will be damned if I let someone make me feel bad for speaking my truth, especially when was coming from a pure and vulnerable space.

At the end of the day, some things just aren’t our problem. Some people are just going to hear what they want to hear. But nothing is worse, when someone tries to mansplain your words back to you. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Am I sad things crashed and burned? A little. ☹️ Am I sorry? No. 🙅🏻‍♀️

As the great Oprah says, “When people show you they are. Believe them.”

Picture credit goes to the ever timeless GrumpyCat.
I gotta get the bonus...
Posted:Jan 27, 2021 11:53 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2021 4:46 pm
Ah, Jerry McGuire... gotta love that movie... interesting thing about that scene... ’s about a football player in hospital from a bad concussion asking doctor if he could next game in spite of obvious brain damage he was sufferin. but that’s thing about bonuses... generally, we don’t need them, especially if comes with a cost... darn that monkey’s paw!!! But sometimes, bonuses can be a pleasant gift without any strings attached...

So this delicious beast of a man asked me how I felt about guys with muscles, especially since he’s been working out again... honestly, I think he looks amazing now, but if he wants to get beach body ready, who am I to stand in his way? It’s like, can I take a picture? It’ll last longer.

yes, muscles are nice to look at, and who doesn’t like being wrapped in the arms of a muscular man feeling small and safe? Umm. yes, please. Where can I sign up? Asking for a friend.

But seriously... unlike diamonds, muscles aren’t forever... (aside: I’m sure the way I drool over someone with such a low level of body fat that their veins bulge out of their arms and I think to myself, “I can easily get a gauge IV in that with my eyes closed” is something anyone in the medical field can relate . #nurseporn). However, some of “gym rat” boys I’ve dated were probably some of most annoying people be around, not mention, they barely had time spend together bc they lived at the gym. Don’t get me started about some of their eating habits, which were either too renstricted or were borderline bulemic, which made them very cranky and hard to be around. And guys think girls can get cranky when they don’t eat! 😑

Also, some were super vain and thought they were god’s gift to women. Much like the douche in the picture below. Political parties aside, for that guy to think that women who voted opposite of him would actually feel remorse for “missing out on him” is laughable. One guy I dated almost cried after he was fishing for a compliment about his body (in spite of not working out for a week) and I told him he was looking kinda chubs. Ok, not my finest hour, but i meant to follow up that I was just teasing, bc he obviously still looked great, but the damage was done. It’s like for real? I didn’t realize you were such a pussy. I was blinded by his shiny muscles and ass I could bounce a quarter off of (I know bc I did—for the sake of science of course!) but I will never be bamboozled by fake gold again!

So, yeah... for me, I would rather date a normal looking guy with a big heart and low key swagger. Like KoreanDad could totally hit it, and I would not be mad at it. Plus, you know what they say about nerds... they make the best lovers and generally have a DL freaky side... but as this other delicious man pointed out... probably helps that KoreanDad is holding a crispy duck banh mi. 🤤

Moral of the story, I would choose a kind-hearted thoughtful nerd over a pretty asshole anytime... now if he had a body that didn’t quit bc he liked feeling healthy and still ate Cheetos every now and then?—that would be a pleasant bonus I would definitely enjoy... 🥰

Picture credits of last two pics: stills from TikTok. Yes, that is my ass in the first pic.

Is this the Twilight Zone?
Posted:Jan 12, 2021 9:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2021 3:49 am
Please tell me the past week was a fluke in the time continuum and it didn’t happen.

Some people are such trash (it’s not even a question of “can be” an ass, some people are just straight asshats), which makes me feel like garbage thinking how naive my thinking can be that people are inherently good and will ultimately do what’s right. I'm starting really question my values and mores right now. This has be the epitome of crazy-making.

Luckily, I'm surrounded by people who constantly remind me what it means to be courageous and laugh in the face of adversity. They also remind me that I'm not crazy to think the world can seem upside down, and as Mr. Rodgers (who was actually quoting his mom) would say about times of chaos and tragedy, "Look for the helpers." Yes, bitch, I did just quote Mr. Rodgers.

At the end of the day, I know that I am loved, and there are helpers (including many of my loved ones) in this world. How lucky am I?

Also, picture credit goes to “wholesome memes.” I think possums are scary as shit, but this meme made me laugh.
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
Posted:Jan 4, 2021 5:19 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2021 3:57 am
Here I thought Fall Out Boy was so clever with that song title, only to find out the quote (or something very similar) dates back to the 19th century.

Speaking of being ignorant to things, I was thinking about this person I've known for quite some time. It was weird because we had this working relationship that turned into this weird obsession where I could not stop comparing other guys to him, and his assistant wondered out loud why he made it so that I just dealt with him directly. It was also interesting in the fact that because we had a working relationship (unlike a romantic one) I felt like I could be completely frank and honest with my feelings about things without feeling like I had to impress him or that he was going to abandon me. I was paying him for his time and work after all. Despite our attempts to keep things professional, we ended up becoming really good friends. There were times when I thought things were getting a little flirty, but didn't think he saw me as a sexual being until I caught him one day staring at my chest.

I remember we locked eyes and he smiled knowing he got caught. I looked back at him with a questionable look like, “uh, what are you doing?” Instead of looking embarrassed, he held eye contact with me for what seemed like an eternity until I was the one who looked away embarrassed. It's not like I was wearing something super sexy, which all my friends encouraged me to do, but I felt that it was more important for him to focus on the work at hand rather than my assets. It was a relatively loose knit top and jeans—not your typical eye candy outfit. After that, he kept things relatively professional, and I chose to do the same.

When our working relationship came to an end, I ended up confessing that I had feelings for him. He basically thanked me but didn’t return the sentiment. Funny thing is, I wasn’t embarrassed. Obviously, I was kinda bummed he didn’t return the sentiment, but I was just glad I put myself out there, and I knew we had enough respect for each other that things weren’t going to get weird.

We lost touch for a couple of years. I ended up reaching out to him, and he confessed he was actually thinking of me that very same morning and was wondering how I was doing. We ended up meeting that afternoon to catch up, and he ended up telling me that I made an impact on him, and he hoped we would still keep in touch.

During our conversation, we briefly talked about who we were dating, and he said something along the lines of, “people always wanting something they can’t have.” It was interesting because he broke eye contact with me when he said that, and then looked back at me when he was done. I wasn't sure what he was getting at, but I smiled at him and agreed.

My point is that all this time I thought my feelings were one sided, but I guess they weren’t entirely. My cousin asked me if I was upset that he wasn’t more forthcoming sooner. I told her that I wasn’t because at the time I needed him to do a job and do it well without being distracted.

It takes someone who really cares for another person to know what’s best for the situation and protect the other persons heart even when it feels like they’re being cruel.

That being said, I want to wish everyone a Happy New Year! May your year be filled with people who love and protect your heart—unlike Cain. He was such a tool.
The bare necessities...
Posted:Dec 23, 2020 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2021 4:53 pm
So I’ve been challenged write a story based this picture.

I've had several avenues in mind choose from, which ultimately lead a very sexy conclusion, but I'm not feeling any of them...

I'm completely open suggestions... I'll write a piece of erotica based on the best idea...

Leave your idea in the comments below or me.


12/26/20 Ok, I have a scenario... let’s see if I can flesh out

01/05/2020 ok, so the story ended up not being a sexy one, but something I’ve been thinking about in light of what’s going on in the world right now

Here goes:

She found him in the leather arm chair of his study, reading the newspaper. He often retreated there on the mornings when she worked the night before, so as to not distract her from going to sleep. The morning sun casted lines across his profile as it peeked through the blinds. Looking up towards her, he smiled as he folded the newspaper to put it aside. Crawling onto his lap, she leaned her head against his chest as he held her in silence.

He noticed she was wearing the bear onesie she got everyone for Christmas this year. It was a surprise hit with everyone who insisted on wearing them throughout the day including out to brunch the next morning. To his chagrin, the bear family showing up for pancakes and omlettes were a huge hit there as well.

Stroking her hair, the smell of vanilla and roses wafted towards his nose, reminding him of their first date. He smiled to himself thinking about he purposefully leaned over to hug her, so he could get a better smell of conditioner and bask in the warmth of her body as she pressed against him.

He noticed her hair was still damp in some places. She was generally meticulous about making sure her hair was dry before slipping into bed.

“Long night?”

She sighed in response, and looked up at him with tears brimming. She never really talked about work with him, saving most of her stories for her sister who was also in the medical field, so as “not to bore him.”

But today was different. Tears streaming down her face, her words came fast between sobs. She went into how she was working with an elderly pt with covid who was declining rapidly and begging not to her let her die, while the patient’s was on the phone begging to see his mother. The hospital had restrictions of only one visitors during times of active dying only. Luckily, they were able to stabilize the patient, and was sure to keep the abreast of the situation. She recounted how the cried in disbelief and thanks that she took the liberty to tell the patient how much he loved her and was thinking of her. She went on to say, the stabilization was only temporary and the patient wouldn’t make it through the course of the day.

He listened intently, until she finished. He knew she was in the medical game for over a decade, but was still in awe of how she was able to be strong in front of patients and families, but still cried later when a patient died. He loved that her heart was still as pure as when she first started, and not as jaded as one might expect of someone working in what seemed like a broken system, especially now.

“Can you imagine what that situation would have looked like if you weren’t there?”

She sighed again, and shifted her body closer into him. His hand moved from her hair down towards her back, moving in concentric circles.

After several minutes, he could feel her body relax into him, followed by the slow rise and fall of her chest in time with her soft breathing. Leaning forward, he kissed her head softly, smelling the warm notes of vanilla mixed with roses.
Breaking the Disney mold on love (continued)
Posted:Dec 17, 2020 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2021 4:03 am
[Much later...]

So I've been deciding how approach this post. I was initially going go this diatribe about how misleading Disney is when it comes promoting healthy romantic relationships, or just relationships between males and females period. Don't get started their gross stereotypes and whitewashing of cultures...

If anything, I just realized how I've been operating under Disney's (and societal/cultural norms) false sense of what male/female interactions "should" look like, and I'm ending with tons of (okay not THAT many) crap relationships.

I haven't really seen the latest Disney movies, so I'm not sure how far they've come with empowering the female leads and smashing the patriarchy, but I'm talking about old school "classics" like Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella. It's like how long did they really know those guys before agreeing to marry them? Don't get me started on that "and they lived happily ever after BS." Could you imagine if the sequels to those movies were where they realized the true story a la the original versions of the stories before Grimm decided to make the stories more mainstream. They are really dark. Don't' believe me? Look it , but i digress.

Marriage is fucking hard and it takes work from both parties for it be even remotely functional. I'm willing put the work in, so why shouldn't I expect my potential partner want the same?

What I like about the relationships that Miyazaki has often portrayed is that the male and female lead goes on these amazing adventures together, are able to call each other out for being a dumbass, and have each other's back when shit hits the fan. Their love grows through trials and tribulations, which sets the foundation for a solid relationship. (yes, i'm just now getting it... cut some slack... some people never do).

Don't get me wrong. I know my part in how I ended in those types of relationships. My idea of being independent and a "strong" woman was not allow men help , bc i was taught i would then be indebted them. Well, that and the idea that I could carry the relationship bc that's just what women in my family did. It made it really hard for me accept any kind of real man wanting put in his share bc it didn't feel safe and familiar, and I ended pushing them away or sabotaging the relationship. Crazy, right?

My point is... I'm done with the rose-colored glasses of a Disney love where I commit men (ahem... boys), who aren't deserving of my time or affection, just because when is said and done, he's just a warm body or he showed some kind of effort. I want be with a Miyazaki kind of love who inspires and challenges as much as I do for him.

I imagine this kind of mindset is really going cut the fat when it comes my dating pool, making it smaller than it already is...

Well, I'm always for a challenge...

Disclaimer: I'm not totally hating Disney content, bc some of the stuff they put out is really entertaining (ahem... The Mandalorian 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽), but I am just gonna leave this meme from funnyism right here... Props those who've seen the movie and also think she's a bad ass...

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