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You Dont Bring Me Flowers  

EnigmaInitiative 52F  
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11/22/2019 5:45 am
You Dont Bring Me Flowers


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EnigmaInitiative 52F  
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11/22/2019 5:46 am

I Will Survive
Grace
Bad Bad Leroy Brown
The Logical Song
Hotel California
Stuck In the Middle with You
I39m a Believer
Bohemian Rhapsody
How to Forget
Suspicious Minds
The Joker
Killing Me Softly with His Song

One of the reasons I listen to so much seventies music is that it helps me remember that time. The seventies were some of the best times of my life, both my parents were still alive. My family was a unit rather than train wreck immediate and extended. It's the one era where my “bad” memories don't outweigh the good.

Even though I was molested by my stepgrandfather during that decade, I have this surreal attachment to my childhood. It's just that I miss my parents and I want to keep them alive in my memories. My parents, who were BIG time supporters of Jimmy Carter, and some of the kindest, warmest, most caring people I've ever met.

Sigh, if I start writing about them too much, I start getting all teary eyed. Like now. It's so difficult to have lived with this much pain for so long. I can feel it in my gut, the tenseness from forcing the tears to stop. I don't like to cry, at all, it makes me feel.....

Weak

Right after I drunk texted mr sexy pants, I got this message on Facebook from my favorite aunt. She was angry about something I said on Instagram. She said I “went too far” and “enough was enough”, that she “knew some of those people”. I THOUGHT she was talking about Scientology because I had been going into them pretty heavy at this point. In fact, that's who I THOUGHT was causing me all my internet problems. I was wrong, but ya know, I was busy!

At this point, I was pretty angry. I had started remembering a lot of stuff from my childhood. Basically, because I was pushing myself to remember. I wanted to know what happened to my mom. Nothing I remembered made sense, and I couldn't ask online. I wanted to talk with people in person. I was soooo tired of Virtual Love.

So, I didn't ask questions, I unfriended her. Ayup

And, the madness continued.

Then? Well, uh, I started talking with someone who said he was Blake Shelton. I actually physically talked with him on the phone. It sure sounded like Blake Shelton, but I also know, now, that there's programs where they can use someone's voice that's recorded to pretty much say anything. And, it's not like it was a REAL phone number, it was a VOIP. (Voice Over Internet Protocol Voice, also called IP telephony, is a method and group of technologies for the delivery of voice communications and multimedia sessions over Internet Protocol networks, such as the Internet. It's like Google Voice, mmmkay?)

Get over yourselves, it's not like a I gave him money or even did anything sexual. Not at all, he was offering to help me with the Foundation I was starting. More on this later, because there's a story that I REALLY have been working up to tell you. Lort, I take a long time, don't I?

I called Storm, and we...uh....well...

One of the mistakes I've made my entire life has been that I lead with my sexuality. It's part of my sexual addiction. I want a real relationship, but I've mainly gotten them by having sex on the first or second date. I'm a nymph, sue me. More on this in another post because this one is already getting long, but I will clue you in on one little piece of information I don't often give out. I have abnormally high testosterone for a woman, have since I was in my twenties.

It's one of the reasons why, after Trump was voted into office, I went on Lysistrata ( An ancient Greek comedy by Aristophanes. The title character persuades the women of Athens and Sparta, which are at war, to refuse sexual contact with their husbands until the two cities make peace.) Although I didn't attempt to convince others to do it, I vowed not to have sex until Rump was gone.

Lort, I was stupid.

Three years later, I still hadn't had sex. And, that includes sex with Storm in January of this year. Look, I was being all Bill Clinton about it. (On Jan. 26, 1998, President Clinton denied having an affair with former intern Monica Lewinsky in his impeachment hearings denying he had sex because it was oral sex they engaged in.). Well, we had oral and digital sex, but there was no penis in vagina. So, I didn't have sex.

Fuck, I'm a weirdo

I ended my three year drought on August 22, 2019 with Storm in a Motel Six, and it was GLORIOUS! There's evidence of it on both Twitter and Instagram. Especially Twitter, because I had told EVERYONE in the Andrew Yang for President Campaign that I hadn't had sex in three years and it was driving me crazy. Uh, you all know, once I got on this truth telling kick, it just became an addiction, right?

Slave to the truth, peeps, I'm a slave to the truth.

And, that's where I'm going to leave it. I still have so much to do to get ready for next weekend. I hope you all are doing well.

Next Up: My Sister Comes to Live with Us

Thank You for Reading

You Don't Bring Me Flowers

By

Neil Diamond featuring Barbra Streisand
You don't bring me flowers
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me

Now after lovin' me late at night
When it's good for you
And you're feeling alright
Well, you just roll over
And you turn out the light

You don't bring me flowers anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But 'used to be's' don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
'Til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I learned how to love
Even learned how to lie

You'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me flowers
Anymore

Well, you'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me flowers
Anymore

PS: Neil Diamond was one of my parents' favorite artists.

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Paulxx001 63M
17066 posts
11/22/2019 5:52 am

Good song. Happy Friday...
I'm heading out the door, gettin in the car and driving anywhere ... till I run outta gaz. 😶

... is there another way to look at it.
We Have Lost Forty Million Good Men WTF


6inchjoey 49M  
1176 posts
11/22/2019 6:20 am

Nice write up and knowing you have a hi sex drive, open minded, speak from your heart and like affection is a turn on, and your no weirdo i think your cool and I would make love to you and get kinky and rock your world all day mm mm so have a good day and stay wet and keep on the sunny side till I read you again xo


EnigmaInitiative 52F  
2713 posts
11/22/2019 11:31 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Good song. Happy Friday...
    I'm heading out the door, gettin in the car and driving anywhere ... till I run outta gaz. 😶
Happy Friday...

Oh...I love road trips, not sure about the whole run out of gas thing, though.

Have Fun!

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EnigmaInitiative 52F  
2713 posts
11/22/2019 11:32 am

    Quoting 6inchjoey:
    Nice write up and knowing you have a hi sex drive, open minded, speak from your heart and like affection is a turn on, and your no weirdo i think your cool and I would make love to you and get kinky and rock your world all day mm mm so have a good day and stay wet and keep on the sunny side till I read you again xo
Thanks hon, I'm not meeting new people right now, too busy with the charity and writing...but maybe after the holidays when things calm down. Ya know?

Happy Friday!

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Logan0867 52M
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11/22/2019 1:36 pm

Speechless lol


SpunkyMonkeyz58 62M
1297 posts
11/22/2019 4:03 pm

Happy Friday our dear friend and we are weirdos too our friend and truth being weird is a good thing and thank you for always sharing with all of us a great piece of you and we love your weirdness Xx Oo Mmmmmmmmm Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorth Awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows


EnigmaInitiative 52F  
2713 posts
11/22/2019 4:27 pm

You weren't on the phone.

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EnigmaInitiative 52F  
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11/22/2019 4:29 pm

    Quoting SpunkyMonkeyz58:
    Happy Friday our dear friend and we are weirdos too our friend and truth being weird is a good thing and thank you for always sharing with all of us a great piece of you and we love your weirdness Xx Oo Mmmmmmmmm Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorth Awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows
Aww, my friends, I love being weird. I'd rather be weird than like the rest...ya know.

Thanks for always supporting me my friends in truth!

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Logan0867 52M
190 posts
11/22/2019 7:54 pm

Well you know me. More apt to talk one on one.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 11/23/2019 4:22 pm:
I know babe.

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