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EroticMusings2 57F  
1167 posts
10/19/2021 1:41 am
Fucking Machine - Eh Not Too Sure

Well fellow Perverts , good evening to y'all.

Winding down my uneventful day, day 3 of such. Starting to miss having anyone to really talk too, but since I have no transportation I am making the best of it. I do now know just how horrible my singing is, and I have even started to have meaningful conversations with my dogs.

So onto what the title of this blog suggests - The Fucking Machine. I have one that is attached to something that looks like a reciprocal saw arm. It is just your base model for around $100. I was not ready to invest even that much into a sex toy but I thought maybe it would give me the pleasure and similar feel of have a man fucking me.

Not at all. It came with many assorted attachments, some very flesh like of all different sizes. I picked the very smallest one because at that time I had not had intercourse in over 7 years and I knew I was<b> tight. </font></b>I still bogged down the machine.

But the machine scares me. I wanted to try it in my ass because I used to love anal sex. But jesus, what if I cant get the thing to stop while it is jack hammering my poor puckered hole! And one would have a heck of a time getting the positioning just right and slowly insert the toy, praying you got enough lube. I would suggest that you not try it aloen for safety reasons back there.

I have only used it that one time. One of these days I may get brave enough to unbury where it lives in the back of a closet. First I need to go buy a gallon of lube, and drop cloths.

Yikes!

Ann


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hotdreamer1000 62M
12244 posts
10/19/2021 4:13 am

Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing!


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6171 posts
10/19/2021 5:32 am

Try #5 on for size
Oh come on
Really is this what the world is cummmmm to.
Does it moan too
Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy
Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now
And head to a hotel
Let him fuck you into outer space
Tell him be here next week same time with a friend.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39268 posts
10/19/2021 6:36 am

Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off.


Paulxx001 64M
21889 posts
10/19/2021 6:53 am

Wow! You're brave!
I'll pass... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ โ—โ—


slobberpuss1 73M
62 posts
10/19/2021 6:59 am

Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch???


staci_19702 51T
2428 posts
10/19/2021 10:11 am

That makes me rethink purchasing one.
It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender?
Iโ€™m sorry itโ€™s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first.

Have a great day! ๐Ÿ’‹
Staci


EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:06 am

    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing!
Indeed and it is heavy to lift too

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EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:06 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Try #5 on for size
    Oh come on
    Really is this what the world is cummmmm to.
    Does it moan too
    Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy
    Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now
    And head to a hotel
    Let him fuck you into outer space
    Tell him be here next week same time with a friend.
That is the problem it does not act like any human at all. But I will pass on the 24 year old. I prefer men closer to my age

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EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:07 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off.
yes on both acts. I wish hadnt wasted the money on it

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EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Wow! You're brave!
    I'll pass... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ โ—โ—
I dont know when or if I will get brave enough to try it again.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:09 am

    Quoting slobberpuss1:
    Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch???
Not even in a pinch because it is just a cold piece of machinery.

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EroticMusings2 57F  
548 posts
10/20/2021 2:10 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    That makes me rethink purchasing one.
    It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender?
    Iโ€™m sorry itโ€™s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first.
Maybe next to the blender and see if they will mate. No amount of sweet talk is going to make this thing be like a real man.

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69ereatwetpussy 59M
6171 posts
10/20/2021 11:09 am

Then skip the kid and go after dad you my get a two for one deal lolololo


lee4932 72M
24 posts
10/22/2021 4:30 am

I would like to help you with that with 2 people it might work that's what friends do
Lee


Leegs2012 48M
86097 posts
10/23/2021 2:40 pm

Nice and Kinky!!


jc_powerman 61M
214 posts
11/4/2021 8:14 am

Available at your local home improvement store !!!!!


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