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JaniceJanes 45T  
509 posts
12/12/2019 8:56 am
Measuring the Cock

A Gentleman introduced himself to me recently on IM in what has become the oft used Greeting on here,

hru
6’
185
8 1/2 inches

The first three entries I was able to understand however, the 8 1/2 inches started me to wonder.

How do guys measure their cock? It there some procedure for this that only guys know about? Are there Guidelines as to how do it accurately?

Are Cocks measured along the Top or along the Side? I would think the standard measuring device is a Ruler (hopefully not a Yardstick) so where it is placed has a lot to do with getting a precise measurement.

Is the degree of Erectness a factor? I pretty sure the terms Hard and Fully Erect are subject to interpretation but I guess you guys know the difference. They look very similar to me but I’m not the one doing the measuring.

What rules apply to the Curved Cock? Is it measures along the Outside of the curve or the shorter Inside of the curvature?

At what point does the Firmness of the Cock enter the equation? Maybe that is expressed as Rock Hard or Hard as Hell or Steele Dick. Again these are classifications of Firmness only guys know about.

And is the Curvature of the Cock Head taken in to the equation? How is that done? Is the more flexible Tape Measure used? Is the opening at the Head of the Cock used as a Fixed Point for the measurement?

And finally, can Cut or Uncut be used for comparison purposes? Sounds like two different categories of Cocks to me.

The reason I ask these questions is because it seems to me guys who tell me their Cock Size are really comparing theirs to other guys Cock and not to entice me. Guys are so competitive about this.

I would think guys might be interested in the Depth of a potential sexual partner. If guys are so eager to tell me the length of their equipment shouldn’t they also want to know the size of the Parking slot.

I mean, if you foot is a size 9 you want a size 9 shoe. Not a size 7 or size . You want a comfortable FIT. Something you can wear all day without getting blisters. Same with sex.

36D Breasts fit best in a 36D Bra. Not a 32B Bra.

I can’t think of an accurate method to measure a woman depth. Too many variables. Dry or wet? Lubed or unlubed? With or without a Condom? Aroused or watching TV? Standing. laying down or squatting?

When a guy tells me he’s 9 inches, I wish I could answer “Wonderful, I’m a size 9 also” or “Sorry, I’m only an 8”.

What I am trying to say, is the size of your Cock is pretty far down my list of Things I Want to Know About You.

Until we have a “Federal Uniform Copulating Knowhow Standards”, FUCKS , we’ll just have to use he old Trial and Error method for finding a compatible sexual partner.

Not too bad a Backup Position (for a Transexual at least).

Jan
Thinking too much again


Leegs2012 47M
52741 posts
12/12/2019 8:57 am

Well my cock is about 5" but it gets very thick. Does that work for you Sexy?


MonsterCacti 35M
546 posts
12/12/2019 9:04 am

9.5" here


fitguy4abs 43M
23 posts
12/12/2019 9:16 am

depends where you measure from


yumehole 54F
95 posts
12/12/2019 9:52 am

Big cocks are nice Janice but I like them all


703papi 43M
26 posts
12/12/2019 9:57 am

never measure but i know i'm thick lol not long


WyoCowboy7751 67M
476 posts
12/12/2019 10:35 am

Could be 7 if measured along the top ; but if measured like a cat or dog tail ; from asshole too tip ; could be 9


bigloads12345 45M

12/12/2019 10:54 am

Well written


sphxdiver 70M  
21074 posts
12/12/2019 2:13 pm

Standard, around 6 inches.


Leapingnome75 44M
22 posts
12/12/2019 8:56 pm

Well it's about six inches to the back of my throat, then two fingers are roughly an inch. So a mouthful plus a fist full would make it about ten inches. That's how I measure, because men always add to their own size. They'll say average but really it's smaller than my ring finger.


Cd4u2nitee 53T  
4 posts
12/13/2019 3:37 pm

They say the guys who have to brag about cock are insecure so I've been told I have a big one and I get jealous of it because it's always a surprise to my partner and as it is they want it more than what I won them over with and it wasn't my cock until they saw it then they lose focus. I won them with integrity honesty loyalty humory kiss opening car door respect seems like I worked hard for that but when they meet Anna last name Conda all that isn't important anymore.


20form 50T  
45 posts
12/20/2019 10:36 pm

Very well said..


thenyyank69 50M  
45 posts
12/21/2019 8:11 am

Whatever says the longest is the one we all use lol


Geiler_Bi_Lover 56M
114 posts
12/22/2019 1:21 am

i want lick this hot hole


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