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Posted:Dec 21, 2020 12:10 pm
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Where did it begin?
Guys have often asked when did I first do certain sexual activities.
So here we go with a few FAQ's.
When did I first masturbate?
I think masturbation is a natural and normal part of development. I think I first realized the pleasure of touching myself very early. As an infant I rubbed myself for comfort but I think I must have been 11 before I had an orgasm.
When did I first see cum?
I've been asked when was the first time I saw cum. I was about
8 I think.
I walked in on my brother masturbating. The look on his face and sight of the spurting white fluid has stuck with me ever since. I wasn't involved but it certainly aroused my curiosity.
When did I first masturbate a boy to ejaculation?
I'm ashamed to admit my first hand job on a boy was initiated by myself at the age of 12. I was left alone with my brother's friend who was 3 or 4 years older. I asked him show his penis, which he did in return for a quick look at my vagina. I reached out and touched him.
I had seen my brother's erect penis so was a little disappointed to see this flaccid little sausage. But my expectations were raised (and so were his) as it started to stiffen. I took it in my hand and imitated the action I had seen by brother carry out. It was a rather amateurish 'wank' I must admit, but it achieved it's objective and soon he was trembling as he spurted over my hand and clothing. He quickly tucked it back into his pants, embarrassed by this own vulnerability I guess.
This is where my life long passion and hunger for semen originated, for as he tidied his clothing, I tasted the white fluid on my hands and sleeve. I was captivated.
When did I first give oral sex?
This is easy to pin down - on my 14th birthday.
I was allowed a house party for a few friends from school. By this age we'd all talked, joked and bragged about oral sex, but I doubt any of us had actually experienced it.
My parents left us and went out into town for a meal and we were left with a strict 10pm curfew.
As is the norm in these situations, a couple of the boys had smuggled in alcohol. A drunken game of 'kiss or dare' was the result. I've never been particularly lucky at games but this failure was the trigger to a very lucky sequence of events. A trip to my room with particularly popular and good looking boy was my forfeit.
We stumbled up the stairs, half running, half falling, collapsed into the room and flung ourselves onto my bed. There was a frantic fumbling and feeling each others clothed body. In seconds I had his penis in my hand.
I wasn't unfamiliar with wanking a boy but this time I wanted more. I wanted to taste him too. I knelt over him on the bed and took him in my mouth. In an uninhibited alcoholic haze I sucked, licked and wanked him as if my life depended on it! Within seconds he exploded into my mouth. The fluid spurted into me, the taste excited me and it's odour filled my nostrils. My excitement was intense and I thrust my hand into my panties and masturbated to orgasm.
When was I first penetrated?
I was first penetrated when I was 15 by a friend of my father. I knew him from our synagogue. He called round see my parents but they weren't at home. I was sunbathing the back lawn, wearing just a tiny black bikini when he suddenly appeared beside .
He enquired where my parents were. I explained they had gone in town (Manchester).Â
He amused and made giggle as this was something different and made me feel 'grown ' and important. After a while he sat beside the grass and we chatted.Â
Looking back I suppose he was flirting with and before long he'd persuaded go topless. I guess I fell for his flattery.... about being a beautiful 'woman' etc. Next thing I knew his hand was stroking my thigh.
 His little finger eventually sneaked under my bikini pants and brushed against my vagina lip.
I was totally hypnotized by the huge, growing bulge in his groin. He took my hand and placed it there.
I was captivated. This was something new and I liked it.
It wasn't long before my pants were down by my knees and he was over me, his mouth hungrily covering my vagina and his tongue probing my hole. I shocked myself by my wetness. My wisps of blonde pubic hair were flattened to my skin. I guess looking back it was mostly his saliva with a lesser amount of my own juvenile juice. But it amounted to sufficient lubrication for him to enter my virginal cunt with a minimum of resistance.
After a few of his thrusts my excitement was a warm flush rising from my groin. The sensation was new and exciting and I wanted more. I must have been responding to his motion as his excitement rose and his breathing raced. He was so close to filling me with his sperm. To my innocent mind this was something I hadn't anticipated, as he suddenly pulled out and ejaculated over my budding breasts.
Kari Palmer
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Status Snapshots
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Posted:Oct 10, 2020 4:09 am
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4th October 2020
The Welsh Government has announced in October 2020 that it's dangerous to be near a Liverpudlian. I could have told you that years ago!
th October 2020
The 'woke' community in the UK aim to destroy anything with the remotest link to slavery. Get back to when the Egyptians bulldoze the pyramids and the Romans demolish the Coliseum.
1st November 2020
Seeing as smoking cigarettes causes reparatory problems and makes Covid outcome more severe, WHY don't governments ban cigarettes ????
I suppose it's because of the tax income which helps the NHS, which helps the smoker who the tax which ................
9th March 2021
Be aware ..... new suffix will be added the English language as from1st April 2021. This suffix will be '-sorry'.
By law it MUST be added certain words, for example:
I am Caucasian-sorry.
I am English-sorry.
I am a royalist-sorry.
I vote Conservative-sorry.
I read the Daily -sorry.
21st March 2021
Please take care.
I've come the conclusion many of the fakes on this site are one person or . In the past I've reported fakes and had their accounts deleted. But for some reason many obvious fakes have blocked me from viewing them even though I've had no previous contact with them and never tried view them in the past. This makes think a large of profiles are linked ...... I get blocked one and then get blocked on them . They must be the guy.
25th June 2021
Why the fascination with sucking BBC? It's not real chocol you know!
1st July 2021
And the fat says, 'It's the tablets that make gain weight.' For fuck's sake what are they, meat and potato?
19th July 2021
WOW! My Profile Album has had more than 600,000 views! Thank you. Can't imagine how much jizz has been spent by those guys! xxx
th October 2021
Chatted with a hot girl today. Have to say her choice of was unfortunate. Why earth did she decide call herself Shatner Panties?
4th November 2021
Next topic for self flagellation We're to blame for climate change because UK invented 'The Industrial Revolution'. We started it. So let's get out there and topple the statues of all the industrialists!
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In Praise of the Circumcised Dick ... And Why.
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Posted:Feb 7, 2020 8:58 am
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2021 12:21 pm
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I think I need to explain:
So many guys contact me when they don't have the slightest chance meeting / fucking me. If only they would read my profile and comprehend the contents. It would save time and avoid disappointment or resentment on their part.
It's amazing in these 'woke' days that there are still gorillas out there who turn nasty and abusive when told, 'No thank you.'
For religious and hygiene reasons I never meet uncircumcised men. I have strayed from this a couple of times and later regretted it as I think Abraham got it right. Also the taste and smell of smegma is disgusting.
The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis, I was flabbergasted. It was during my MA studies in my apartment in Florence, and I was about to deflower a tall, dark, and handsome Italian man. Knowing he wasn’t Jewish and that circumcision isn’t popular in Mediterranean Europe, I had braced myself for it, but nothing could prepare me for his foreign penis. It looked like it was stuffed inside a sock and my libido was having none of it. Luckily, the sex was over within seconds and we both left the escapade with a new experience under our belts. He was no longer a virgin, and I was no longer a stranger to the elusive uncircumcised penis.
As a Jewess who tends mainly to date Jewish men, I rarely run into a foreskin. Although the procedure is declining it is still common thank goodness.(In the States, 81% of American men are circumcised). The odds of a girl like me running into an uncut penis are low, so it can be a jarring experience because of a lack of familiarity, a feeling of disgust and being 'soiled'.
Being as highly sexed as I am, I often have ad hoc and spontaneous 'encounters'. It happens, of course, that I'm not aware of the presence of a foreskin until the guys dick is in my hand......
Not wanting to risk a difficult or maybe an aggressive situation I will wank him off as quickly and expertly as possible. I've been told I have a gift for the hand job so usually he's spent in no time, Then he stuffs it back in his boxers and goes to the bar with a grin on his face and buys me another drink. After which – a hasty retreat …. or 'round two' with one of his friends!
I've talked to a handful of Jewish women to hear what their first time was like. Unsurprisingly, they sounded a lot like mine and the grim experience has had a lasting effect and guided their sex life to this day.
Sorry guys but it's “No cutty – no fucky.”
And don't try the old lines. 'Give it a try, you might like it.' or 'You can hardly see my foreskin when it's pulled back.' or 'You don't know what you're missing, my cock is massive.'
I've tried it – I tasted it – I smelt it – and I fucking hated it.
AMEN
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I'm back.
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Posted:Jan 9, 2020 2:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2020 8:53 am
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Hi guys.
It's quite some time since I last added to my blog. You know how things are .... sometimes the physical aspects of sex overtake the cerebral aspects.
So I've decided to jot down my thoughts asap after a crazy idea enters my head.
Here we go...................
Have you noticed.... the bigger a guys dick the more guys share it? A distinctive small 'member' may appear on one guy's profile. BUT if it's HUGE you'll find it all over the site.... profile after profile.
Do these guys pass 'MR BIG' from one groin to another? And if so do they have a rota?
Tough luck if a girl like me meets up with a guy in Cheshire expecting a monster dick only to find that some guy in Uzbekistan has it on that day!
What a quandary!
Love, licks and kisses from Kari xxx
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Cum on my face?
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Posted:Jul 12, 2014 6:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2021 1:10 am
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One of the many joys of spunk is that it can go in you, on you, around you, on that old Wayne Rooney poster your ex flatmate left in your room that you've been too lazy to take down - absolutely anywhere! Here are some important things to consider before you are baptized in some guy's magical life-giving seed.
If this isn't really your thing… You can totally like a guy a lot, or even love him, but still get the yucks at the mere idea of this — whether it's physical or emotional. For instance: If this guy is generally an arsehole to you, letting him do this when you're not into it might just make you feel worse. (No, this will not make him text you more often.)
On the other hand, if it's with a committed guy who loves you, it might turn you on because you're spicing things up, or even just because you're turning him on. As the romantic poet George Michael once put it, "It all depends who's jizzing on you."
Either way, if you don't want to do it, it's always appropriate to give them a firm "No". But if you're into it, as I am (very much into it to be honest!), keep reading.
Your anatomy provides more than a few options. Perhaps I am stating the obvious here, but your face, boobs, stomach, thighs, arse, cunt and any other physical body part you possess makes a viable surface for jizz. So if you don't want to start with, say, a hardcore facial, but you could be into it, pick a place for his "deposit" that you're both okay with. Besides, he's acting out some porn action he's seen online so he'll be sexed up no matter what you do.
There's nothing inherently anti-feminist about getting a facial. It always surprises me how many people consider getting a cumshot to the face anti-feminist because it signifies degradation. Those people aren't feminists, they're just judgmental. Feminism is about choice, whether it's loving facials, hating them, or having your boyfriend ride you like a pony with a ball gag in your mouth. You do whatever does it for you.
And on facials, specifically -
It won't ruin your skin. In fact It has been known to be a good moisturizer. So go have fun and experiment with spunk all over your body, even try rubbing it in, or letting it dry and flicking off the cum-flakes. However, beware of STIs — and make sure you're not allergic to the proteins found in "man gravy". I once chatted on this site with a guy from NorCal who froze his spunk into ice cubes (or cumcicles as he called them) and popped them into his girls' drinks.
Onto the brass tacks. You should start off doing something else to stimulate each other before getting in the appropriate position when he thinks he's close. Otherwise you're sitting there staring blankly into the helmet of his pork sword for 20 minutes, thinking about the fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt you are having for lunch tomorrow.
You should look at his face. Often when you're in more conventional sex positions, you can't see his expressions. Watching his face as he begins to lose control is surprisingly empowering. (And really hot.) Warning - some guy's "cum face" can have a startling resemblance to Shrek.
For the love of God, have him warn you right before he shoots. Because if you don't it's going to fly at your unsuspecting face like a swarm of rabid bats.
Squeeze your eyes shut. Don't just close them, really squeeze them, or else when you open them again, it's just… it's bad. Sting, sting, sting. Not that I have ever had to Google "cum in eyes - do I need a doctor?" or something similar.
Be prepared for those few super-awkward minutes afterwards. Porn generally doesn't show the aftermath of a healthy-sized cumshot to the face, which usually involves copious amounts of tissues, momentary blindness and laughter. It's okay to laugh! Part of the fun. Oh, and make sure to check your hair before you go out to the pub.
Okay, I have prepared you to the best of my ability. Go with the flow - it can make a tasty snack and can save on laundering the duvet.
Let me know how it goes ....
Licks and sucks,
Kari xxx
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...... by request.
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Posted:Mar 12, 2012 8:23 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2020 2:23 am
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Thank you guys for contacting me regarding my exploits with Will B-D.
..... now where was I?
Oh yes, we'd just been "playing" in the garden.
It was one of those cold days, you know, when you come inside from the cold and your face tingles, but so sexually charged was the atmosphere between Will and myself that my face wasn't the only part of me to tingle! 
Will poured large brandies for us and we snuggled up in front of the fire.....
That mellow feeling crept over me, half sleepy, half submissive. I melted into his arms and was his to do with whatever he pleased. Will started to undress me - oh my God - I was totally under his control, needing him to want me in every way possible .... and I knew damn well he was going to take advantage of my receptiveness.
I could see the huge bulge of his dick trying to force it's way through the fabric of his jeans .... I wanted it - I wanted it so much - my hands were shaking and my breathing was fast and unsteady. I struggled with his buttons, eventually succeeding ..... his dick seemed to leap at me, engorged as it was, with that little glint of precum tempting me to go further.
I moved closer - my face so close I could feel the heat of his sex. Trebling in anticipation, my eager tongue flicked over his helmet. It was difficult to decide, was I teasing him or was I teasing myself ? My restraint took on the form of torture, almost a physical pain as my tongue circled his helmet. The sweet taste of Will's precum only served to excite me further. I DID IT! ... took his dick into my mouth and slowly sank down on him till his full length was inside me.
He reached round behind my head and entangled his fingers in the fine hair at my nape.... and he pulled me rhythmically up and down his shaft. I wanted this to be the best blow-job he'd ever experienced.
I moved his hands away to his sides - I wanted to serve him willingly.
The speed of my "mouth wanking" increased and Will looked up to the ceiling, then closed his eyes ....... and enjoyed. I slowed, working hard with my tongue, pressing, licking, tasting. I just knew he wanted me to take his load, and I was more than happy to do so.
I pulled back till just the tip of his dick was still in my mouth - running my tongue, again, around his helmet, and probing his little hole as deeply as I could. I was cupping his balls tighly, massaging them together, Then moved my hand to his shaft and slowly started to wank him into my mouth.
He knows from experience where this is leading ...... many girls will take a guys load as deeply as they can, beyond the tongue, because they dislike the taste of spunk - but I wanted this otherwise.
I was squeezing his dick hard as I sucked on its head, wanking him slowly and firmly. I increased the speed - faster and faster - then saw the muscles in his thighs tighten - I knew he wouldn't be long.
I slowed the wanking action and released my grip until I was barely touching him - as light as a feather flitting over his engorged dick. The speed increased and I knew he was about to explode in my mouth.
He gave a little shudder as his first spurt hit the roof of my mouth - then another and another - he was filling me.
Will lay back and looked me in the eyes and smiled ... but I hadn't finished - I wanted to put on a little show for him.
I slipped his dick from my lips, holding in his load.
I rolled it around my mouth, savouring his hot spunk, it's scent filling my mouth and nostrils - his sex was my oxygen.
Through my cheeks he could see the outline of my tongue as I moved his spunk around in my mouth, he watched as I enjoyed it - a tiny drop escaped and trickled from the corner of my mouth - my finger swept it back where it belonged.
I rolled it around, tasting it, feeling its warmth and texture. It was good.
And then ..... I tipped my head back, and opened my mouth so he could see his load pooled in the hollow of my tongue. I closed my lips, closed my eyes and, like a full, fresh, fine oyster, I swallowed it in one !!!!!!
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Sunday
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Posted:Mar 6, 2012 2:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 11:50 am
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Hi again xxx
Late Saturday night (or was it early Sunday morning) I received a text ...... Will B-D ...... would I meet him for brunch in Alderley Edge on Sunday? Oh yes.
We met and over croisants and coffee we chatted as we always do .... flirting and making each other ache for physical contact.
It appeared that his parents were in the US for couple of weeks, the house was closed to the public and he thought it would be a good way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon/evening, enjoying the place............... How could I resist?
Ten minutes down the A34 to Capesthorne and .......
Already feeling a bit frisky as a result if coffee and brandy, I couldn't wait to get my hands on him. We were hardly through the door before I dropped to my knees, unleashed him from his jeans and took him deep in my mouth. Will was already hard but I could feel him growing as I licked his shaft and around his helmet. I've always had the skill of resisting a gag, and slowly took him, full length, his balls pressing hard against my chin. The pressure at the back of my throat was so horny that I couldn't resist rubbing myself through my jeans ......
Will led me through to the library where a log fire was already burning.
I won't bore you now with all the details (unless you ask nicely!), but a few more drinks followed and we went out into the garden to "play" for a while ......
Do you want to hear more?
Kisses and licks
Kari xxx
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Mmmmmm!
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Posted:Mar 2, 2012 4:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 11:50 am
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Just a quick update .....
Chatted with a guy on here a couple of weeks ago .... nice guy but nothing special, so froze him out a little.
This morning .... surprise, surprise ..... he sent a pic of his cock to my phone! OMG - it's a bit special.
We've set a time this afternoon to have a chat......
Wish me luck.
kisses and licks
Kari xxx
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Sexy Weekend......
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Posted:Feb 28, 2012 8:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 11:54 am
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Met up with Will (ex bf) as planned.
Funds are a bit tight right now so thought I'd enjoy his generosity.
He drove us over to Congleton ... not the most exciting of places but we wanted to try Tiamo, the Italian restaurant. Cool setting but the food was average and far too expensive for what it was. Will took out a mortgage for a couple of bottles of wine and that added to the "charged" atmosphere between up.
Lingered far too long over coffee and brandy then set out looking for a decent wine bar ......
By the time he'd plied me with a couple of cocktails in the DV8 bar I was his ........... if you know what I mean.
The sneaky b*st*rd had already booked a room in a nearby hotel and made the usual excuse that he'd drunk far too much to drive me home. .....just how many times am I going to fall for that old trick!!!! hehehehe
Believe it or not ... I do remember what happened next ... well most of it.
He's QWE and is a real stayer ... he has a wicked tongue too.
We seemed to keep going for ages - it was fabulous.
As quite often happens when we get together ... I ended up with a pearl necklace - Will knows I love it ..... it's the look on his face as he shoots on me - so cute.
Perhaps we should get back together .... what do you think?
Kisses and licks
Kari xxx
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here we are again, happy as can be ......
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Posted:Feb 24, 2012 3:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2020 10:10 am
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Been a funny kind of week .............
usual work from home, plus a couple of nights working behind the bar at the hotel. ......... crap job I know, but helps to make ends meet I suppose.
Been far too tired for socialising so evenings spent home alone .....
relaxing bath and pamper session - curl up on the sofa with a glass or two of wine and fire up the laptop.
A couple of interesting chats on AdultFriendFinder IM (and similar on another site which I won't mention here) - usual outcome ............. a bit of playing with myself, frantic fingering and shuddering orgasm .... followed by sleep ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Hey ho!
Well weekend's here again. Made arrangements on fb to meet up with an ex bf (Will). He's a nice guys and incredibly horny too - can't be a bad thing!
I'll let you know how things work out
kisses xxx
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Last weekend.
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Posted:Feb 22, 2012 7:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2016 11:52 am
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Well ................
Saturday night sure exceeded my expectations.
Aimee and I arrived in Manchester at about 3.30pm and set out on a quest to find cocktails ........ and that wasn't all we found!
We'd dropped off our bags at the hotel and set off into Deansgate.
Took about 5 mins to find a couple of guys who volunteered to satisfiy our need for alchohol.
A flirty afternoon was had by all! hehehe - before Aimee and I returned to the hotel to "freshen up" and prepare for the activities ahead ....
We met up with the guys again at The French at The Midland and they really spoiled us - no ulterior motives of course .... like hell!!!
After the meal we took a cab to MANCH235TER - more drinks and a little roulette.
Original plan to go on to Canal Street was abandonned as all four of us headed back to the Britannia for fun and frolics.......... mmmm!
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Saturday 18th Feb 2012
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Posted:Feb 18, 2012 3:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2012 8:11 am
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A steady night out in Wilmslow last night.
Nothing exciting but good company and lots of Pinot.
Heading into Manchester this afternoon (booked a room at the Britannia for the night).
Should be fun - shopping, drinking, clubbing and most probably end the night in Canal Street ...... the possibilities are endless !!!!!!
a lazy bath, nails, hair etc then a quick snack and catch the train ...... wish me luck xxx
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First day blog
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Posted:Feb 17, 2012 2:21 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2021 4:38 am
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Well, done it at last .... got started on this blog.
Perhaps it's a bad day to start - not much happening.
Been busy all week, finishing off a commission - expecting it to be ready to dispatch by midday .... and then "BRING ON THE WEEKEND!!!"
Out in town tonight with a few friends - I'm free and single at the present so it would be nice to find a guy (or girl) to spoil me - perhaps take me into Manchester - wine, dine and a nice hotel
Watch this space !!!
Kisses and licks
Kari x
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