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KtMnDu 68M
7200 posts
12/5/2016 8:36 pm
Auto-Replies For Guys.....

Do any guys do this….put up an Auto reply?.....maybe in an alternative universe……

Regardless, here are a few suggestions…..

Here is one:

Hi….your message is important to me….please understand that I get lots of messages, and I have only so much time…..if you have read my profile you know I am a nice guy, and am seeking an equally nice woman….I’ll get back to you soon…..

Here is another:

Hey….since you sent me a message, it is obvious that you want to fuck. I hope you have read my profile and are aware that my cock is really big, and that I can eat pussy all night long….if you are up for that, I am sure you would be wonderful. I will check out your profile and let you know when we might meet up……

Of course, the obvious:

Call me….555-389-2871……

I’m just looking to help…..really….

KtMnDu 68M
6213 posts
12/5/2016 8:37 pm

No charge...........

redrockrascal 62M
21491 posts
12/5/2016 9:08 pm

    Quoting Darling_Annette:
    Oh KtMnDu, KtMnDu, what are we going to do with you? *sighing*

    Despite the excellent advice you offer above, you actually don't have an auto reply yourself. Think of the possibilities if you did, you could tell people you can't read messages and you could even put a link to your Postbox so people know how they can contact you. Oh, that's right, you don't have a Postbox! *shaking my head in exasperation*. Yes, you know I love you, and enjoy your blogposts immensely but really Hon, you are so ... so ... infuriating!

    *laughing* *hugs* xxx A.

That is what I was thinking. Just craft a message directing women to my box . . . err . . . "personal blog post"

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KItkat1415 58F  
20001 posts
12/5/2016 11:49 pm

no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
Did I mention, no?
So, ... no.

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northshoretake2 56M  
1628 posts
12/6/2016 1:33 am

Awesome advice, bro!

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pocogato12 68F  
34304 posts
12/6/2016 4:01 am

Maybe we should have a seminar on how to craft a really crafty auto-reply. Want to write mine?? Clever post catman

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wickedeasy 70F  
32408 posts
12/6/2016 11:07 am

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