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Mother-in-law in a porn shop  

Ladyvivamus 65F
34 posts
5/7/2019 3:12 pm
Mother-in-law in a porn shop


While my first husband's parents were visiting long ago, we were doing the touristy stuff in downtown Seattle. Walking towards the very large farmers market and shops from the parking garage, my mother-in-law spotted an adult book store and asked what that meant. My husband said it had pornography and she wanted to go take a look over the protests of her husband who was already starting to become red-faced as he knew something was going to happen.

This was around lunch time with quite a few 'suits' perusing the books and videos. The usual etiquette of not looking others in the eye wasn't something she was familiar with. So she's going down the aisles looking like a cheerful salt and pepper haired grandmother, saying Hi! and smiling at everyone, picking up magazines to thumb through and giggle over but not blushing. The suits were nervously shifting to different aisles and some starting to leave in a hurry.

After going through several aisles and racks, she got to the cashier's counter with a display case and paraphernalia on the wall behind. She saw the dildos and very loudly asked what they were. The cashier was starting to double over laughing, more suits heading for the door when she dropped the bomb. Turning to her husband, she pointed at the largest dildo and said "Look John! that one's big enough for a cow!"

Mass exodus of red faced men out the door, cashier laughing so hard he was snorting. Her husband took her by the arm and hustled her out the door while she was still exclaiming about how anyone could use such a thing. My husband and I were cracking up, nearly hyperventilating, father in law beet red and the only one of us not laughing.

I wonder if the cashier thought the laughter was enough to make up for the lost sales from the suits who were too embarrassed to have a woman too much like their grandmother in there.

arlovingguy 60M
2 posts
5/7/2019 3:19 pm

That is my kind of saucy grandma! Put a smile on my face. Thanks!


backpocket13 46M
8742 posts
5/10/2019 4:23 pm

Hey Darlin,
..........That’s hysterically funny,.......Now around here women work the register in most of them,...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


ToBeofUse 62M  
1667 posts
5/21/2019 11:30 am

A few years ago I had a friend, not a lover, visiting with me. I took her to the gay mecca, Provincetown MA. She is a knockout, a yoga queen with a body that rocks, a gorgeous face and a fun loving personality. We went into one of the ubiquitous sex shops with two young gay guys behind the counter. She was poking around the store in this very sex positive town. She picked up a 12 inch dildo and exclaimed loudly "look, this one is only $100 here. I paid $200 for the same one in Australia." The boys behind the counter could not contain themselves.


Ladyvivamus 65F
31 posts
5/22/2019 10:25 am

That is hilarious! half the price but all the size.


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